15 () posted 2 years ago by ghost_of_aswartz 2 years ago by ghost_of_aswartz +15 / -0 6 comments share 6 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Is this master Splinter's origin story?
Seriously tho, this is messed up and I hope their work is destroyed.
Shredder was the good guy. Splinter was a dirty rat who trained turtles to be masked thieves. The cartoons even show them stealing pizzas.
Delusions! Heroes deserve free pizza dude.
sweeeet!!! manmade horrors beyond my comprehension!!!
Ahh, the Secret of NIMH, becomes reality.
That rat looks a lot like Anthony Fauci. Same facial characteristics.