Today I had a sore throat and my mom FORCED me to do a PCR test. Bam....2 lines.
My parents are all MASKING UP at home and are going insane to force me to do the same.
And if you don't know yet, these people are insane covidian cultists. You CANNOT talk past them, you cannot convince them that they are flu, you cannot do anything about them. At all.
If you attempt to say I wanna go out etc etc etc...they will call you a "selfish prick" for being a (supposed) patient 0.
"If you masked and complied, you will not get covid-19"
Nothing I can do to save myself here, folks. Mass Formation Psychosis will render ALL other things a moot cause.
If anyone has any other suggestions, I owe you a favor.
They will treat if you were a bad child, the kind that had a drug addiction, if you don't go along. However, it takes months, if not years, for the conflict in those situations to come to a head and the kid is kicked out.
Do what the Japanese negotiators call "keeping them hanging on" and never come to conclusion on anything. This ain't a sitcom. So, like a kid with a drug problem, you obfuscate, lie as often as tell the truth, have honest moments of weakness and clarity, then moments of rebuttals and anger. Turn things back on them as much as possible. Say things like "you don't love me if you're going to act this way". Make sure you say things like "It's not my fault" regardless.
Take inspiration from this video by the noted relationship counselor, Shaggy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g5Hz17C4is