Russia has all the aether and filled their tanks, zipped across the flat stuff. np.

Currently have all the magnetrons aligned with the firmament bits and ready to roll on you, also each soldier is equipped with a pair of your mom's panties.

Being the original creators of the flat earth and the buildings and stuff, they know how to make them lean.

All of this brought to you by the cabal, who have enslaved your families in such beliefs for time immemorial.