Idiocracy (
posted ago by dukey ago by dukey +9 / -1
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King_of_Crazy 1 point ago +1 / -0

No refunds.

Can't fix stupid.

Can numb it though. 2×4.

ghost_of_aswartz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Carry on now masked up, dumb

there'll be breaths when you are done

Lay your weary hefts to rest

Don't you why no more

DZP1 1 point ago +1 / -0

All tuba players will be required to put a mask on their tuba. Same goes for pianos, drums, zylophones, and ocarina. And anything that blows hot air such as the halls of Congress. Also, farts can spread viruses so corks will be required on anyone in public spaces.

-- by order of the CDC's Emperor of Emissions Controls. Also, this justifies censorship on Facebook and Twitter but not if you're a loyal Marxist, Chuck Schumer, or Nancy Piglosi.

RentFreeCrisisAct 1 point ago +1 / -0

You laugh, but....

Numbersgirl 1 point ago +1 / -0

What did I just see.....?