This bugs the shit out of me.

Probably just a coincidence that all six of the landings got lost.

... AND the slow-scan TV

Oh, but they found the Apollo 9 tape. The one that was in low earth orbit.

Again, probably just a coincidence.

telemetry data

• TELE (far aka distant from the place one is) METRE (one who measures) DATA (things given).

One who consents to measure things given (suggested) is being tempted away from the place one is (within perceivable).

moon mission

• MIS'SION, noun [Latin missio, from mitto, to send.] + MOON'-CALF, noun - "a dolt; a stupid fellow; abortive, shapeless, fleshy mass; congenital idiot". Why the added calf? Because goyim; cattle is implied within the suggestions of the few...