Lol God is totally the mastermind behind the bible, the actual words that were then translated and sometimes skewed. Turns out God is omnipotent, omnipresent, omniscient. And yeah He really did inspire(in the correct definition) the humans that physically wrote the bible. Why do you think God is so weak and powerless? There is no way any of it would line up in any coherent way after all those years if God wasn't driving that car man.