I have the power of Zoltron the Magnificant he compels you to be indoctrinated into our evil ways. We shall make you believe the earth is round so you know nothing of the truth. Our earth is really flat but once we program you, you shall never know the real truth. We banish you from the light. Don't ask why, we shall never tell you. Just know you are ours now and forever. Bwah ha ha.