Mongooses (Mongeese?) often fight and kill venomous snakes, even the notorious king cobra. The booming speakers and near-constant corporate messaging in media promoting the ever-changing-alphabet-soup-community, a culture that is based on the currency of victimhood and oppression, troubles the based mongoose. The serpent was a metaphor for the original entity promoting the hip and cool benefits of a life of sin. He is wondering if it is worth the risk to kill and eat the serpent, who might be a tasty meal, but has a statistically exponentially higher chance of having a sexually transmitted disease— thus mocking the evolutionary traits of brightly colored and multi-colored snakes, whose markings indicate that they are “poison.”