I'm the source of plenty of actions!...30% random outbursts, 40% reacting...be capable of telling the difference

The "dom" in random implies the action; so does bursting out of; reacting to and being differentiated by.

a mediterranean cunt-hair

When you are accustomed to drill for oil; but this time you have to dive into an oily jungle to even find the hole. Spicy.

I haven't actually owned a television since... er... mid '90s roundabouts

Ditched mine at around 2000-2003-ish.

downloaded fistfuls of video files

I sail these seas since the 80s; starting with LP to MC with a handheld mic.