posted ago by StormzAComing ago by StormzAComing +17 / -4

Evolution, as we all know, is a conspiracy theory created by the Marxist Darwin gang. But few people know how to fight it other than asking questions such as:

How did life come from non-life?


Perhaps the better question is, how did nature evolve only a single, simple, insect to have a system we would call gears? Why don't primates? Why don't humans? Aren't we the "most evolved"?

Of course not. We were fearfully and wonderfully made by the God of the universe. And God seems to enjoy leaving Easter eggs in the fabric of reality.

Not only do we have geared insects, we have Trump-hair moths and octopi, blue lobsters, and bacteria that can break down plastic, even though they were not designed to.

Everything has a purpose. Perhaps this is further proof that we are here, not to engage in dubious conversation, but to wake up the sleeping masses from their dreams and awaken them to a brighter future.

As the writer of Ecclesiastes said, for everything there is a purpose, a time appointed under heaven. Isn't that coming into harmony with things today? Everything is falling into place for a wild Awakening!

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RagTag9899 -7 points ago +3 / -10

The Theory of Evolution does not cover Abiogenesis. You would know that if you weren't so fucking ignorant.

Questionable 7 points ago +7 / -0

Unhelpful and presumptuous.

RagTag9899 -6 points ago +2 / -8

Ah yes. OP is not presumptuous at all.

Countless scientists over many decades just got it wrong. They cannot explain this thing that has nothing to do with the topic and I'm the one who figured it out

Questionable 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yes. This thread is sub par. But your argument seems to consist of name calling, and making baseless claims.

RagTag9899 -6 points ago +1 / -7

making baseless claims

oh the irony

Smokratez 2 points ago +2 / -0

Calm your tits.

YuuugeAsshoe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lmao, I'm ignorant because I don't know a fictional subject that 99.9% of people have never heard of... Abiogenesis even stole part of its name from the Bible because it requires just as much faith