posted ago by StormzAComing ago by StormzAComing +17 / -4

Evolution, as we all know, is a conspiracy theory created by the Marxist Darwin gang. But few people know how to fight it other than asking questions such as:

How did life come from non-life?


Perhaps the better question is, how did nature evolve only a single, simple, insect to have a system we would call gears? Why don't primates? Why don't humans? Aren't we the "most evolved"?

Of course not. We were fearfully and wonderfully made by the God of the universe. And God seems to enjoy leaving Easter eggs in the fabric of reality.

Not only do we have geared insects, we have Trump-hair moths and octopi, blue lobsters, and bacteria that can break down plastic, even though they were not designed to.

Everything has a purpose. Perhaps this is further proof that we are here, not to engage in dubious conversation, but to wake up the sleeping masses from their dreams and awaken them to a brighter future.

As the writer of Ecclesiastes said, for everything there is a purpose, a time appointed under heaven. Isn't that coming into harmony with things today? Everything is falling into place for a wild Awakening!

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Questionable 7 points ago +7 / -0

Unhelpful and presumptuous.

RagTag9899 -6 points ago +2 / -8

Ah yes. OP is not presumptuous at all.

Countless scientists over many decades just got it wrong. They cannot explain this thing that has nothing to do with the topic and I'm the one who figured it out

Questionable 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yes. This thread is sub par. But your argument seems to consist of name calling, and making baseless claims.

RagTag9899 -6 points ago +1 / -7

making baseless claims

oh the irony

Questionable 3 points ago +3 / -0

Again. You have made a baseless claim. All you had to do was point towards what you find ironic. But instead, you failed to even type out a full sentence.

I'm sorry. Where are my manners. Please allow me to point out your baseless claim. One which I have never heard before in my entire life.

The Theory of Evolution does not cover Abiogenesis.

Which is a statement you actually made in this thread. As for you?

oh the irony

Is this a guessing game? Because I really don't like guessing games.

Please, feel free to enlighten me, as I do not care to guess as to what it is you are thinking.

Smokratez 2 points ago +2 / -0

Calm your tits.