Fucking retards told me if I don't drink water I'll die. Pfffffff... I'm literally on day 72 with no fluids of any kind and haven't had food in 3 weeks.
I know this will sound crazy but I get all of my sustenance from the sun. I stare directly at it for 15 minutes straight when it's at its highest point for the day and that's all I need. Isn't it funny that they told us not to stare at the sun too?
They were lying/wrong about the food. Especially for obese people - you can go months if not years.
Water (and electrolytes) is a hard requirement to my knowledge, and staring at the sun does cause damage (which can be permanent if you are not careful).
Encouraging dry fasts and sungazing is one thing, encouraging people to blind themselves because you think it's funny/justified is not.
the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues:
Lol stop your gonna upset normies
Outer space is entirely unscientific, fake, and gay.
Agreed.
Fucking retards told me if I don't drink water I'll die. Pfffffff... I'm literally on day 72 with no fluids of any kind and haven't had food in 3 weeks.
If that is true, that is pretty interesting.
I know this will sound crazy but I get all of my sustenance from the sun. I stare directly at it for 15 minutes straight when it's at its highest point for the day and that's all I need. Isn't it funny that they told us not to stare at the sun too?
They were lying/wrong about the food. Especially for obese people - you can go months if not years.
Water (and electrolytes) is a hard requirement to my knowledge, and staring at the sun does cause damage (which can be permanent if you are not careful).
Encouraging dry fasts and sungazing is one thing, encouraging people to blind themselves because you think it's funny/justified is not.
Check out Lite Salt. It is half salt and half potassium chloride.
Cool, will do.
sat·ire
[ˈsaˌtī(ə)r]
NOUN
I am a big fan of satire - the comment was simply stupid and potentially dangerous.
It's also wrong, as three weeks without food is completely achievable (even trivially so).
Interesting. I don't know if I would try that, but I am glad it works for you.