"I was wearing three hazmat suits, and a totally enclosed oxygen system. I had spread thieves' oil all over my body, and the mask I was wearing was made of Kevlar. I am sooooo grateful to have been injected over a thousand times with the vaccine. I now have contracted the very illness which I was vaccinated for, but I am deliriously happy that I used my body as a pincushion for science experiences. Tomorrow, I am going to go get even more boosters, I have been injecting them directly into my heart for higher effectiveness."
"I was wearing three hazmat suits, and a totally enclosed oxygen system. I had spread thieves' oil all over my body, and the mask I was wearing was made of Kevlar. I am sooooo grateful to have been injected over a thousand times with the vaccine. I now have contracted the very illness which I was vaccinated for, but I am deliriously happy that I used my body as a pincushion for science experiences. Tomorrow, I am going to go get even more boosters, I have been injecting them directly into my heart for higher effectiveness."