14 () posted 2 years ago by pkvi 2 years ago by pkvi +16 / -2 4 comments share 4 comments share save hide report block hide replies
A lot of people tell you to envision the audience naked, but if you envision yourself naked, you can have a lot more fun with it.
Kvetch about the catering and tell everyone you have a cousin who makes better food for half the price.
Don't forget to take a young child with you and leave them alone with the producer.