posted ago by Conspirologist ago by Conspirologist +4 / -12

You are in danger if you are single, because the elite are using human GMO clones to kill single people. These clones have modified brains that make them enjoy killing unaware people while pretending to be their love interest. If you meet somebody who you like, but can't check if they are real humans, do not, under any circumstance, sleep with them. If you do, the clone will hypnotize you during sleep and you will wake up under mind control, unable to understand to be in danger. In this confused state, the clone will proceed to harm you until you die. Common sense is not enough, because you won't be able to understand what is going on with you. You have to know that the elite enjoy killing people in this perverted way.

You have been warned. The rest is up to you. Good luck.