Well, er, see, the truckers are all white supremacist anti-semitic heteros who don't respect black lesbian Marxists, single welfare mothers of 5 all from different drug-using fathers. So we must defund the police. Wait - no. We must fund the police to confiscate fuel then return it with water added, and it's a criminal offense to bring food to a trucker.

Do you like my purple hair? It hides the fact that I have absolutely no fucking brain cells and the only job I could get after my $150,000 pottery arts degree is pouring charcoal brick water at Starbucks for morons.