11 Oregon coast hit with 24 Earthquakes over 4.0 in scale in 24 hours. This is not good. (np.reddit.com) posted 2 years ago by Questionable 2 years ago by Questionable +13 / -2 8 comments share 8 comments share save hide report block hide replies
I got this from a confidential source: Cthulhu is coming to devour Portland. Spoiler: everyone is cheering.
Actually extreme theories point to a continent rising out of the Pacific Ocean.
With any luck Oregon will get moved inland 500 miles and squashed into a pit.
I pray for Portland to die.
Found this interesting: https://earthsky.org/earth/dozens-of-earthquakes-rumble-off-the-oregon-coast/ Edit; earthquake updates: https://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/map/?extent=-12.38293,-126.5625&extent=68.72044,-63.28125&map=false
Anyone else think this should've been posted to c/positive
Maybe I'm just a dick
https://twitter.com/mxdondevivo/status/1447163640545689603?t=C1SDbLVBZoeT7ZHAUNliTA&s=19