26 () posted 3 years ago by pkvi 3 years ago by pkvi +27 / -1 7 comments share 7 comments share save hide report block hide replies
I’ve never seen so many weasel words and so much spell-casting in one headline/byline
“Link” suggests tenuous
“Probed” suggests a remote, alien (un)likelihood
“Researchers” suggests authority
“Several” suggests disparate
“Theories” suggests yet more unlikelihood
“Under” suggests buried
“Investigation” suggests investigators, yet higher authority still
“Seeking” suggests good intentions when we detect anything but
“Among” suggests sus
“Small” suggests negligible
“Numbers” suggests insignificance
We see through this shit, let’s focus on helping the multitudes remove their blinding specks
What is the problem here?
Thank you. I don't know what's wrong with me, but I couldn't interpret your complaint from "(>_ლ)".