My song "The Pandemic Dance (do the 'rona)" was censored on reddit and then featured here a while back.
Now that it's been a year, here's one I wrote about the 2020 election:
Election F**** (You Can't Say the "F" Word)
Lyrics:
here's a tale that lifts the veil revealing quite a show
we cast our vote, at last we hope our troubles and our woes
will go the way of dodos we know, fo’ sho’
our candidate's the man to begin demanding liberation from sin
The Holy Creed of Democracy
see, there's a plan to rule the land by some inbred psychopaths
they fund all war and when they're bored hey, society collapses
and soon they swoop in our masters, if you don't play along
they'll coup your whole government and sue you if you dissent
'til you're shilling the sheen of democracy
doncha think it's a little odd when people keep playing God?
but you can't say the "F" word..."fuck?" no, election f****
with our phones in hand they could hatch their plan and the media complied
they virally conspired leaving billions troubled and blind
an indescribable crime we cannot abide
while this weary world is nearly consumed with panic, mass psychosis and doom
they waited for a hundred years but they rushed it into play
the Orange One came and changed the game pushing them to engage
their terror technocratic plague they cannot abide
the sovereignty of nations they want to keep us all on plantations
in perpetual aristocracy
doncha think it's a little odd when people keep playing God?
they carpet bombed half of Vietnam
but you can't say the "F" word...fuck no, election fraud
with the world locked up they said what luck we'll have them vote by mail
on election day we'll fabricate whatever we need to prevail
no chain of custody, no trail there's no way that we fail
we only have to flip a few cities by morning we'll be more than sitting pretty
in darkness dies democracy
they told a bunch of Ruby’s to be ready on your mark
then pallets of fake ballots were delivered after dark
to start the presidential LARP it wasn't that hard
cuz even though we caught them red-handed social media just up and banned it
see, it's easy to make deep fake democracy
doncha think it's a little odd when people keep playing God?
they guarded poppy fields for 30 years
but you can't say the "F" word...fuck no, election fraud
the algorithms rigged the difference when paper didn't suffice
those dominions and smartmatics have this habit of counting twice
just blame it on the device that no judge will provide
cuz that source code's a super trade secret of course nobody can peek at
late that night some satellites from italia were told
to start correcting records 'til they showed old Joe was golden
even though he never was chosen his votes were so low
they had to stop the counting completely they couldn't even do it discretely
the global, ignoble autocracy
doncha think it's a little odd when people keep playing God?
they'll blow to bits some Syrian kids
but you can't say the "F" word...fuck no, election fraud
with COVID they rewrote the laws so flaws and fraud could fly
despite the Constitution exclusively giving State Legislatures that right
cuz they have the most oversight that the public provides
but they got the governors and judges to never, ever bother to budge
by blackmailing, bribes and bureaucracy
on that fateful day they chased away poll watchers everywhere
“no, you can't see cuz this disease you're sneezing into the air
we'll just count these all over there it's perfectly fair
we'll fortify until our guy wins
committing all the cardinal sins
for the carnival oligarchy”
doncha think it's a little odd when people keep playing God?
they'll turn the blindest eye to crony corporate crime
but you can't say the "F" word…fuck no, election fraud
first "muh Russia" then Ukraine they plainly weaponized the press
despite his faults the Orange Man made them fanatically obsessed
revealing the viper's nest that thrives on our distress
so they picked a pedo puppet like Biden
he ain't even at the White House he's hidin'
behind US Corporatocracy
did ya wonder why ol' Hunter's drive was swept into the shade?
sure, he played "daddy" to niece Natty but it was the chicoms who had saved
all Hunter's underage escapades while the media played
24-7 delusions paid for propping up the illusion
that we still believe in democracy
so they prepared a scary January when the votes were certified
instead of hearing valid arguments they acted like a thousand people died
when they let a few hundred wander inside another obvious lie
so they swiftly censored alternate voices
their power needs the illusion of choice
rejoice in your democracy
doncha think it's a little odd that people are playing God?
they're trying to keep from you that you're Divine too
just don't forget to say the "F" word...we are Free
This post is now archived in the wiki under "stickied submissions"
thank you!!
Excellent! Please make more!
Here's another one. Whenever they play the song on the radio in California, they replace "faggot" with some other word that I can't decipher.
Dire Straits - "Money For Nothing"
Now look at them yo-yos, that's the way you do it
You play the guitar on the MTV
That ain't workin', that's the way you do it
Money for nothin' and your chicks for free
Now that ain't workin', that's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya, them guys ain't dumb
Maybe get a blister on your little finger
Maybe get a blister on your thumb
We got to install microwave ovens, custom kitchen deliveries
We got to move these refrigerators, we got to move these color TVs
See the little faggot with the earring and the make up
Yeah, buddy, that's his own hair
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot, he's a millionaire
We got to install microwave ovens, custom kitchen deliveries
We got to move these refrigerators, we gotta move these color TVs
We got to install microwave ovens, custom kitchen deliveries
We got to move these refrigerators, we got to move these color TVs
Looky here, look out
I shoulda learned to play the guitar
I shoulda learned to play them drums
Look at that mama, she got it stickin' in the camera man
We could have some
And he's up there, what's that?
Hawaiian noises?
Bangin' on the bongos like a chimpanzee
That ain't workin', that's the way you do it
Get your money for nothin', get your chicks for free
We got to install microwave ovens, custom kitchen deliveries
We got to move these refrigerators, we gotta move these color TVs
Listen here
Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
You play the guitar on the MTV
That ain't workin', that's the way you do it
Money for nothin' and your chicks for free
Money for nothin', chicks for free
Get your money for nothin' and your chicks for free
Ooh, money for nothin', chicks for free
Money for nothin', chicks for free (money, money, money)
Money for nothin', chicks for free
Get your money for nothin', get your chicks for free
Get your money for nothin' and the chicks for free
Get your money for nothin' and the chicks for free
Look at that, look at that
Get your money for nothin' (I want my, I want my)
Chicks for free (I want my MTV)
Money for nothin', chicks for free (I want my, I want my, I want my MTV)
Get your money for nothin' (I want my, I want my)
And the chicks for free (I want my MTV)
Get your money for nothin' (I want my, I want my)
And the chicks for free (I want my MTV)
Easy, easy money for nothin' (I want my, I want my)
Easy, easy chicks for free (I want my MTV)
Easy, easy money for nothin' (I want my, I want my)
Chicks for free (I want my MTV)
That ain't workin'
Money for nothing, chicks for free
Money for nothing, chicks for free
ty just uploaded that yesterday!
they're already coming for me in the comments. got a few death threats even.
I literally did songs about covaids being a hoax and sleepy joe being a pedo, but joking that kids shouldn't pick their genders was what brought on the death threats? ok?
WoW!
Jesus, has it been a year already? Great OC, have a sticky. The pandemic dance is one of my favorites too.
I linked your song in the Restoring Democracy : Election Fraud wiki
It's a good song and awesome that you included references to news.
amazing, thank you!!
You should have a link in the YouTube comments that points to the hyperlinked lyrics.
I do suspect your YouTube account will be shut down, though.
Seen your stuff before, did not put 2 + 2 together till this second. Thank you for your amazing songs @foundring!
yay, yw!!