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posted ago by StaroftheSea ago by StaroftheSea +17 / -0

From the wikipedia page for prune juice: "In 1990, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration stated that "the common prune was not an effective laxative".[6]

lol

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GrandeFormaggio 8 points ago +8 / -0

Rockefeller, Carnegie and Flexner killed all natural medicine in favor of chemicals derived from Rockefeller's oil imperium, called allopathic medicine. Almost a 100 years and trillions of dollars later, the world has never been sicker. "hEaLtHcArE"

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RussianShillBot9000 8 points ago +8 / -0

Almost any fruit is high in fiber and an effective laxative if you actually chew your fucking food instead of inhaling it like a starving animal.

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StaroftheSea [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

Oh no, not according to the FDA. You must purchase chemicals instead.

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amoebagrin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, probably true but still prunes work SO WELL for kids.

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Dorktron4Runner 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hey Arnold! Damn, showing your age, lol

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MediaMadeMe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Damn, Hey Arnold gets that reaction nowadays? Fuck I'm getting old :)

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graucho 3 points ago +3 / -0

Who you gonna believe? The FDA or your lying intestinal tract?