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Bezo's Penis Launch Live - t-minus 13 mins - wish them "luck" (youtu.be)
posted 4 years ago by clemaneuverers 4 years ago by clemaneuverers +20 / -0
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– okirjgdokef 7 points 4 years ago +7 / -0

what a dogshit "spaceflight".

From the 70s supposed moon landing to that shit.

And every cucks and their mother cheering him.

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– Book-of-Saturday 7 points 4 years ago +7 / -0

lol what a scam that was

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– Questionable 4 points 4 years ago +4 / -0

What the fuck was that? I skipped to the launch, and they claim to have gone to 'space' and returned under ten minutes.

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– Book-of-Saturday 3 points 4 years ago +3 / -0

The way Bezos PR team narrated it made it sound like they were saving humanity. Calling them astronauts and shit, lmao.

I don't know how high they went because I don't care, but they never left orbit, basically a theme park attraction show.

I was hoping at least Bezos faking his death, but they never showed the crew either or anything. 10 mins of "space travel"...

And why isn't the NPC cult freaking over these millionaires not social distancing in their tight capsule, and not wearing masks during the process. You just need to have "Space tourism" kind of money and Covid will not touch you, right?

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– nc777 3 points 4 years ago +3 / -0

even that feather logo on the right.

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– Homopratensis2 1 point 4 years ago +2 / -1

1:57 is the timestamp where it gets interesting.

Didn't Gagarin do this basically 60 years ago?

Big deal.

Kinda cool how it burns H2 and O2 so no smoke plume.

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– fuckthatt 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

Fakest shit I've seen in a long time. You'd think a billionaire could hire a good CGI guy. The landing looks like reversed lift off footage with CGI cover. And why is the penis ship yellow when it lands? 2:04:00 in the video

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