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Panicked Maricopa County *ACTUALLY* tweeted this in advance of today's bombshell audit announcement. Are they actually retarded? (media.conspiracies.win)
posted 4 years ago by axolotl_peyotl 4 years ago by axolotl_peyotl +104 / -1
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– GaIIowBoob 44 points 4 years ago +44 / -0

Can somebody explain the order of operations to me?

Here is the math problem: 1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1...

I forget, do I add 1 first, or do I add 1 and then go back and add 1?

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– GaIIowBoob 26 points 4 years ago +26 / -0

If anybody doesn't get the sarcasm here, I'm just confused why public officials are admitting to the crimes of multiplying votes and dividing ballots.

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– deleted 11 points 4 years ago +11 / -0
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– jc99ta 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

If Biden gets to far ahead? I guarantee you that wasn't a problem on election night

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– jc99ta 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

Gotcha, I took it as counting actual ballots 😉

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– Questionable 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

Right? Are they admitting to a weighted voting system? How corrupt must ones mind be, to think this can be a valid defense for a public election?

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– fuckthatt 11 points 4 years ago +11 / -0

You wait until 3 am and add lots of 1's to the potato side.

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– Skankblunt42 24 points 4 years ago +24 / -0

There is no order of operations when dealing solely with addition.

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– KickingPugilist 3 points 4 years ago +3 / -0

Commutative Property, yup.

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– Guildpro101 12 points 4 years ago +12 / -0

To bad counting ballots is addition.

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– Sclerotia 11 points 4 years ago +11 / -0

By following the order of operations

(6,5)÷3+11=

We find the correct answer is 21

However, if you don't know the operations, but instead you just do the problem from left to right

6×5÷3+11 =

You'll end up coming up with 21 which is the wron- wait a minute...

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– exarch 7 points 4 years ago +7 / -0

They're so fucking stupid that they can't even come up with a good illustration of their point.

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– the-new-style -1 points 4 years ago +1 / -2

if you work outside in you get 30 ÷ 14

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– deleted 3 points 4 years ago +3 / -0
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– the-new-style 0 points 4 years ago +1 / -1

Outside in is a perfectly valid order.

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– the-new-style 0 points 4 years ago +1 / -1

Math doesn't have "an order", it has orders you can choose from.

E. G. 6 5 x 3 ÷ 11 +

Also yields 21

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– deleted 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0
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– the-new-style 0 points 4 years ago +1 / -1

You're so hilariously wrong and you think you're so clever.

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– deleted 0 points 4 years ago +1 / -1
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– the-new-style 0 points 4 years ago +1 / -1

Mid Wit

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– N0rds 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

You're retarded. "But if you throw in an extra 5x multiplier in this random spot, the answer will be different!!!"

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– the-new-style 0 points 4 years ago +1 / -1

If by "retarded" you mean professional data scientist who specialises in symbolic manipulation then you're spot on.

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– N0rds 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

Why would you work "outside in" when that's not how you would ever do a math problem, and is not the order or operations...

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– the-new-style -1 points 4 years ago +1 / -2

I didn't say it was a good idea, I was just providing an alternative example.

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– N0rds 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

That's not "an alternative example"... that's you making up shit that no one on earth does. It's as dumb as saying "well one way to drive a car is by filling it with bees and blindfolding yourself, you can drive in public this way, too!!!" You must be a product of common core.

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– the-new-style -1 points 4 years ago +1 / -2

This thread is hilarious 😂

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– elleand202 4 points 4 years ago +4 / -0

Justin Amash said basically the same thing.

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– nc777 4 points 4 years ago +4 / -0

If they are multiplying groups of votes by a certain factor, like x0.8 or x1.2, sure...

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– N0rds 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

$cience...

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– Cherrytomato 3 points 4 years ago +3 / -0

I think those are occultic numbers.

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– ChippingToe 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

lmao holy shit, this is clearly them trying to inject uncertainty with this stupid comparison that they KNOW will fool millions of dipshits into thinking this is a valid explanation.

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– grogooo 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

Isn't that the exact order of operations?

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– CIngone 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

Let's see.... if i have 10 ballots does it matter if i count them off the top or off the bottom? Wouldn't I still have 10 ballots?

so f***ing disingenuous! Only trying to confuse the dumbasses more that might believe her bullshit

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– TrancePhreak 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

2 + 2 = 5 time

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– DZP1 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

No Winston, I am holding up 4 fingers not 3.

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– arjunas1 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

my hearts last thread of love & hope will shrivel into a dark, twisted nightmare if they pull the "well, some numbers are racist" card.

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– Consumer9033 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

21

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– AmericanVictory 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

Multiply divide add subtract - MDAS. No mystery there

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