Beware of the trees
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Before covid we used to call this phenomenon “allergies”
Scientists admit there are aliens. The aliens have refused to reveal themselves due to coronavirus being a danger to their species.
no scientist. i just used the word to make it sound good just like they do.
experts say, leading researchers say, etc etc
Whoa now .let's not be crazy its covid.even if you get heartburn its covid now go take your heavy metals and stop asking questions.
Jesus fucking Christ. Just crucify me already with a corona of thorns.
CNN: why trees are racist
How many months until we "cure" cancer, but kung flu starts having "cancer-like" symptoms?
Well they already blamed baldness on it so probably next month.
SOMEBODY GET MARK WAHLBERG
Thanks for lett8ng me know to go outside for more chances of herd immunity.
I guess the real hippies were correct when they said hugging a tree is good.
???
Next headline: How ANTIFA slowed the spread of covid by setting forest fires
Maybe they want to ban the sale of pollen for testosterone?
These fucking hypochondriacs have gone off the rails.
Willow trees, which I think is what is pictured here, are also FILLED with bugs and they will get on you and it will be creepy. So stay away from willows, covid or not. Just so you know.
Its just bugs
IT'S HAPPENING!