"Son. If you'd used the texting thingy and let me know ahead of time, I could have fixed you up with proper attire, and a barber, perhaps even a bath. It's been awhile, but I don't think I've smelled that particular fragrance since the last time we were vacationing in Havana."
"Ah, yes, you're that 'actor' right? Or was it a teacher? Shame we couldn't find someone from a better bloodline."
"Son. If you'd used the texting thingy and let me know ahead of time, I could have fixed you up with proper attire, and a barber, perhaps even a bath. It's been awhile, but I don't think I've smelled that particular fragrance since the last time we were vacationing in Havana."