yeah man totally a chinese spy, you've cracked the case.

i shouldn't be telling you this but fair is fair... see, the chinese government pays me so much money to come here and call you a pathetic basement dwelling glory hole working pinksocked shitdicked faggot, that i need you to keep responding to me with incessant 24andme drivel just to feed myself.

this comment alone will earn me a bag of rice, 3 dead cats, and a bottle of soy sauce.

...actually, i'm gonna need something to wash that down with, perhaps some sake... so your mothers a filthy aids infested whore and you're a sloppy bathhouse bottom.

thanks again man i really appreciate it.