I don't call it anything. When brought up, I simply say if you run a sample through a pcr test enough times you'll be positive for everything

I usually just go with wuhan virus. If you're triggered by naming the wuhan virus after its place of origin but not Ebola or MERS, you're a racist

They are calling the variants, India variant, Brazil variant (of course the countries with incorrect politics, what a coincidence!), and the sheep aren't even thinking about it like they were last year when it was soooo racist.

I'm partial to calling it kung flu

Just walk into a crowded Starbucks and with a southern accent say something like "Don't worry folks! I don't have the China Flu!"

Oh and make sure to wear overalls w/ a straw hat. Let's REALLY nail the stereotype.

Boom.