People pick names that they think are funny, clever or have inside jokes. Blue diesel doesn’t contain any diesel. Gorilla glue doesn’t contain any gorilla glue. Girl Scout cookies was a funny derivative for someone to name. Doesn’t have to be a big conspiracy for a stoner to pick a name that makes them giggle a little bit.
Yea but Blue Diesel has Blueberry and Sour Diesel in its genetics so Blue Disel is a natural and logical name. Gorilla Glue is sticky as glue, hence the name. GSC literally smelled like a certain kind of girl scout cookies, hence the name. So why would you call a strain GMO cookies?
The same reason they named one strain Gods Green Crack. The negative hype in its name gives it positive spin. Dennis Leary has a great bit about cigarettes years ago.
“Now this asshole wants to make the warning on the pack.... BIGGER! Cause that’s the problem, all these smokers just didn’t see it. You could have the warning be the whole front of the package! Just a black package with a skull and crossbones on it, called Tumours, and you’ll have people lined up around the block the buy a pack!”
Why would you name a strain Alaskan Thunderfuck???
People pick names that they think are funny, clever or have inside jokes. Blue diesel doesn’t contain any diesel. Gorilla glue doesn’t contain any gorilla glue. Girl Scout cookies was a funny derivative for someone to name. Doesn’t have to be a big conspiracy for a stoner to pick a name that makes them giggle a little bit.
Yea but Blue Diesel has Blueberry and Sour Diesel in its genetics so Blue Disel is a natural and logical name. Gorilla Glue is sticky as glue, hence the name. GSC literally smelled like a certain kind of girl scout cookies, hence the name. So why would you call a strain GMO cookies?
The same reason they named one strain Gods Green Crack. The negative hype in its name gives it positive spin. Dennis Leary has a great bit about cigarettes years ago. “Now this asshole wants to make the warning on the pack.... BIGGER! Cause that’s the problem, all these smokers just didn’t see it. You could have the warning be the whole front of the package! Just a black package with a skull and crossbones on it, called Tumours, and you’ll have people lined up around the block the buy a pack!”