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The Age of the Earth vs Moon: The moon has a NEARLY PERFECT circular orbit at the EXACT distance to blot out the corona of the Sun during an eclipse. The moon also rotates on its own axis in an orbit at JUST exactly the right speed to leave one face constantly turned to the Earth. THE MOON IS A UFO. (gizadeathstar.com)
posted 4 years ago by axolotl_peyotl 4 years ago by axolotl_peyotl +25 / -5
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– axolotl_peyotl [S] 8 points 4 years ago +10 / -2

The moon is the ultimate red pill...it shouldn't be there and exposes our scripted reality for those who have the ability to see.

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– WiseOwlz 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

There is a Tiktok video going around of a missile hitting the moon...right through it. Looks real as it gets. It’s this 7D 9D tech.

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– WiseOwlz 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

Hologram.

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– fauxgnaws 3 points 4 years ago +4 / -1

It literally wouldn't matter how big or small the moon was, or where it was located.

Hold up a penny in front of a light bulb. Hold it right by the bulb and it doesn't block all the light, hold it near your eye and you can blot out the entire light.

The moon is pretty close to the farthest point where the 'penny' can totally block out the 'light bulb' - a 5% farther orbit and there's no total solar eclipse anywhere on Earth, ever. Moon is about 400 times smaller and the sun is about 400 times farther away.

Of course that's just the way it is. It's not some space alien egg that's going to hatch into a portal to the hell dimension.

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– fauxgnaws 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

a 5% farther orbit and there's no total solar eclipse

5% further orbit and there's still an eclipse. ... Jupiter has 5 different (known) moons in position to create eclipses. ... Saturn has 7 known moons that eclipse .. Uranus has 12 moons that cause eclipses. ... eclipses are EXCEPTIONALLY common

Now write out your whole explanation again and explain how there are always total solar eclipses.

But you can't, because if you stuck to the argument you'd lose because of "basic physics" as you put it.

An object has to be large enough and close enough in order to create a shadow that totally blacks out the sun. The moon is very near that point that separates eclipses (which as you point out are common) from total eclipses.

Everything you say is easily provably false.

Actually it's only everything you falsely believe I said is provably false. Garbage in, garbage out.

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– Hullohoomans 2 points 4 years ago +6 / -4

Glad somebody said it. This shit is the most retarded theory I've heard in a while.

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– Clobro -1 points 4 years ago +1 / -2

Agreed.. we all fucking know the moon is made of cheese... C'MON MAN!

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– RandomAnon78 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

Enter Lucian of Samosata who said exactly that (see my other post on the thread)

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– axolotl_peyotl [S] -1 points 4 years ago +3 / -4

Haha holy shit you got TRIGGERED by this this.

Take a fucking chill pill and maybe a break from the internet?

Why is c/Conspiracies suddenly being inundated with the theories of uneducated 14 year olds smoking pot for the first time?

Haha fuck off.

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– King_of_Crazy 4 points 4 years ago +4 / -0

It's the authentic Death Star that we have been invited to never return to!

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– RandomAnon78 3 points 4 years ago +3 / -0

Well bless the Greeks. Lucian of Samosata has written in one of his works that there was a time the moon did not exist in the sky and then suddenly it showe dup on the skyline. I believe this was narrated in his work A True Story a satirical sci-fi describing space wars !

Copying from Fakepedia "Shortly after leaving the island, they are caught up by a whirlwind and taken to the Moon,[9][11] where they find themselves embroiled in a full-scale war between the king of the Moon and the king of the Sun over colonization of the Morning Star.[9][12] Both armies include bizarre hybrid lifeforms.[13][9] The armies of the Sun win the war by clouding over the Moon and blocking out the Sun's light.[9][14] Both parties then come to a peace agreement.[15] Lucian then describes life on the Moon and how it is different from life on Earth.[9][16]"

Those damn Greeks. Every fucking time...!

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– Thisisnotanexit 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

Extremely interesting!

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– jager 2 points 4 years ago +3 / -1

“The best possible explanation for the Moon is observational error – the Moon doesn’t exist.The Moon is bigger than it should be, apparently older than it should be and much lighter in mass than it should be. It occupies an unlikely orbit and is so extraordinary that all existing explanations for its presence are fraught with difficulties and none of them could be considered remotely watertight.” --Irwin Shapiro

“We cannot help but come to the conclusion that the Moon by rights ought not to be there.” --Isaac Asimov

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– ArcturianDeathTrap 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

(((Moonsanto)))

https://humansarefree.com/2015/03/is-the-moon-an-artificial-alien-base.html

https://archive.vn/f3exd

Destroy the alien crystal tower cube of the moon's Sinus Medii, that's the Human soul capture antenna. That's why it doesn't spin

https://voat.co/v/Conspiracy/3879797

https://archive.vn/p9l6H

"At some point in time I thought it would be interesting to remote view the moon. i relaxed in my chair, and pointed myself up there. i saw 6 or seven aliens looking right at me grinning and smiling. they had red eyes like the reddit alien but no antenna. As soon as I saw these creatures i immediately felt hurt like a piece was taken out of my. every time I thought about that incident I felt pain. it took 4 months of prayer before I felt completely healed and i could remember the incident without feeling hurt." - pellian, 2011

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread682058/pg1

https://archive.vn/BARLe

"Earth, Lear asserted, is a "farm for harvesting souls," and when people die their souls travel to the moon where they are processed by a huge machine (likely the miles-high "glass tower" spotted by Richard C. Hoagland in NASA photos) that erases their memory and eventually sends them back to Earth to be reincarnated."

"There is currently a harvest, as you might call it, a harvest of souls that is occurring upon your planet. We are attempting to extract the greatest possible harvest from this planet. This is our mission, for we are the harvesters." - arcturians, August 3, 2014.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSnclzdyIpw

"The moon is a satellite that was constructed. It was built and anchored outside Earth's atmosphere as a mediating and monitoring device, a supercomputer or eye in the sky. It affects all life forms on this planet.

Earth must be owned by those who dwell here; however, it is not. You have outside gods, creator energies, who prevent you, as a species, from having free rein..."

https://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/pleyades/tierra/tierra_eng.htm

https://archive.vn/o299O

Take a hard biological and genetic standpoint: You're all livestock enacting the alien epigenetic agenda through alien telepathy. Doesn't matter what you do here, there's no god, no heaven no hell, the aliens with millions of years advance technology and planning have made your afterlife in the moon because what you think doesnt matter, what human DNA has been warred and diseased-into for population and ethnic crafting is what many species of aliens are here for.

"Abductees live normal lives except for their involuntary participation in a lifelong abduction program. They come from around the world and they have no common overt traits that suggest they are being abducted. Abductees appear to be randomly distributed across all demographics. Interestingly, health is rarely a barrier to abduction. People who suffer from cardiac disease, diabetes, cancer, and other serious medical problems are all abducted. They do not report miracle cures. The aliens are not “healers.” In fact, the only people who are not candidates for abduction seem to be those with significant physical and neurological infirmities that prevent them from doing their duties as part of the abduction program."

Walking Among Us: The Alien Plan to Control Humanity - David M. Jacobs, PhD

https://kutt.it/sUEH89

https://1drv.ms/f/s!AhJJX-eTCCOCaTb8XdhCWUQyroA

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– whomurderedepstein 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

They don't abudct people with dogs either.

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– Philomena_ 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

Whoa

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– cee8hooz 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

Nah,sure,sure... David Weber's Dahak XD

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– AnonymousFrog 1 point 4 years ago +2 / -1

The moon’s size matters for a total eclipse. It’s appearing almost exactly the size as the Sun creates an unusual appearance of the eclipse. If you’ve seen one, you know this.

https://astronomy.stackexchange.com/questions/220/do-other-planets-in-our-solar-system-experience-eclipses-or-is-this-unique-to-ea

There are other moons with locked orbits.

Protip: Whenever discussing Flat Earth or other astronomy conspiracies, it’s a good idea to go to a physics forum because you’ll probably find that it’s been discussed years ago by more knowledgeable people.

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– axolotl_peyotl [S] -1 points 4 years ago +1 / -2

lol stfu faggot

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– Jmricht 1 point 4 years ago +2 / -1

God has a good sense of humor.

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– nc777 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

That's no moon.

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– WiseOwlz 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

7D and 9D tech looks real. I have a few clips and you can’t tell the difference in real life. It looks realer than real.

5D tech is already popular but not here. Japan has a 5D zoo.

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