It's going to take weeks? Global trade will be massively effected.
First female captain?
Ship drew a cock and balls before getting stuck?
Evergreen/Hillary?
Boat is called H3RC?
Wayfair?
Shipping containers?
Containers have to be "removed" to free the ship?
There's nicer ways to say this...
Some people reap what they sow.
You've been proven correct!