Welcome to the inaugural Round Table discussion on conspiracies.win!
Since /r/conspiracy appears sadly disinterested in continuing the Round Table tradition, it's up to us to keep it alive!
Thanks to u/Esuomyonana for the winning suggestion:
Let's do Jesuit stuff, I can't tell if it's Zionists or them?
The Mandalay Bay event was a very close second just in case anyone wants to add anything about that:
I would like to know more about the Mandalay Bay distraction and attempted assasination of MBS/DJT.
The Jesuits are among the most insidious organizations ever devised by man.
As most of you know, most of "official" history is a lie. We have been subverted and fed false information since the days of the Roman Empire. What you are about to read is my interpretation of our past, based on extensive research and discernment. I hope I can educate some of you, and welcome constructive criticism and questions! I will NOT humor trolls or pompous faggots that respond with some form of "AcKtYuAlLy".
Following the Great Deluge and the Epic of Gilgamesh, Canaan was home to the earliest human civilizations. It was first inhabited by Sumerians, who primarily worshipped a deity called El. This was actually Enki, an Anunnaki king who took a liking to humanity. His subjects prayed to he and his large family for boons, like rain water and fertility. El is who we now refer to as "God". Contrary to popular belief, Enki/El/God actually had/has a spouse named Asheara. As time passed, the Sumerians gradually migrated outward, leaving Canaan to a tribal people known as Phoenicians. It's unclear where El went (space/Heaven?), but the Phoenicians (based in Carthage) began worshipping his brother, Baal (Enlil). Unlike El, Baal viewed humanity as critically-flawed vermin, and preferred using us as slave labor. He offered the same boons as El, but demanded animal and child sacrifices in return (sick fuck). Rampant pedophilia was the biproduct of the Phoenicians viewing children as nothing but "offerings". This death cult is the origin of nearly all evil on Earth.
As centuries passed, the Canaanites migrated to Mesopotamia, establishing Babylon as their capitol. There, Baal became Moloch, and his depiction changed from a humanoid, to an owl. Similarly, El became Yahweh. These Babylonian Baalists were what we now refer to as Hebrews (originally called Hyksos). The story of Abraham and Isaac is directly linked to Baalism. In the original story, Abraham actually sacrifices his son. It was altered after the fall of Babylon, and the rise of Judaism.
On a quest for expansion, the Babylonian Hebrews attempted to invade Egypt. Here, a ton of wild shit happened, including: the Plagues of Egypt, the eruption of Mt. Thera, the Tempest Stele, and the Tablets of the Law ("I am that I am." - El/Yahweh/Jehova/God). Another long-forgotten aspect of Abrahamic (Sumerian) faiths is that God actually has a female polarity, Shekhina. She is what Christians know as the "Holy Spirit", and is responsible for sending us the Tablets of the Law, on Mt. Sinai (Great Pyramid). She isn't a physical organism, but a maternal cosmic entity. She is extremely empathetic, and embodies God's presence among us (remember that these beings are insanely advanced, and have omnipotent properties). Following the 10 Commandments energizes her, resulting in the spread of peace and harmony (high quantum frequencies). See why the Cabal has scrubbed this from history? After numerous bloody battles, the Hebrews failed to take Egypt, as Pharaoh Ahmose I expelled them from his land. This is what Exodus actually was. Sorry, the Hebrews were the aggressors.
Abrahamites will be pleased to know that Genesis (Sumerian story of creation) remains almost unaltered, with the only notable differences being that God was (in ORIGINAL Hebrew) described as being both male and female (Enki and Shekhina?), and the names Adam and Eve were retroactively added, based on names of Pharaohs.
Egypt used to be the Japan of the world (technology-wise). Cosmology and numerology were central to Egyptian culture. It's where most famous planetary dieties originated, like: Saturn, Jupiter, Venus, etc... For instance, Saturn and Venus represent Lucifer. This was really the origin of the Occult, which inspired the famous Egyptian gods and goddesses, like Horus and Anubis. A few centuries following Exodus, Pharaoh Tutmosis IV discovered the Sphinx Stele tablet, which literally described Western monotheism (I don't know where in the cinnamon toast fuck it came from). CLEARLY, some weird shit went down in Egypt, and I really can't think of any other explanation besides alien intervention.
Once Israel was established under King Solomon (AKA King David), Judaism was born, and the worship of "false idols", like Moloch/Baal (Satan), was outlawed. As one can imagine, this didn't go over well with "traditionalists". Queen Sheba corrupted Solomon, leading to the contamination of Judaism, the division of Israel, and the reimurgence of Baalism (ffs Sheba...). This was also when Ezra's Torah was written. It's unclear how much of it is an actual documentation of history, rather than an embezzlement of King Solomon's achievements. Taking advantage of a fractured Israel, Baalists began inbreeding and practicing their faith in secret. During the Second Temple Period in Judea, they masqueraded as devout Jews, and founded the Pharisees, which famously clashed with the Saducess (Hellinized sect of Judaism). Baalists deliberately claimed positions of authority within Synogogues, leading to much of the Rabbonic Priesthood being contaminated. They then used the threat of the growing Roman Empire to subvert their people through Talmudic teachings (ethnic nepotism), weaponizing them against outsiders. This is Biblically known as "The Synagogue of Satan".
As time went on, Rome began expanding at an incredible pace. The Romans set up proxy governments all over Europe and the Middle-East, subverting foreign citizens everywhere. Strangely though, the polytheistic Roman Empire (religion adopted through Hellinization) was highly tolerant of other cultures, often integrating foreign deities into its official faith. Note that Romans were also warriors, so death and bloodshed were commonplace to them. The Colloseum was literally a stadium where they watched criminals get brutally killed for entertainment. Needless to say, Baalists were in Heaven. Among the many faiths in ancient Rome was Saturnalia. This was practiced by the Cult of Saturn (orgies and human sacrifices), which worshipped "Venus's Bloodline" (lineage of Julius Ceasar and Cleopatra VII). Their god was Lucifer, as they believed he came from Venus, and planted the seeds of life on Earth. The Pharaohs of Egypt (originally ancient Celts) were thought to be descended from the original humans. The fact that Julius Ceasar (leader of Rome) got into Cleopatra's pants was quite the achievement, in their eyes. An important side-note is that Ceasar had his armies torch the Egyptian Library of Alexandria, which is rumored to have held tons of forgotten knowledge.
During this same time period, "Jesus of Nazareth" was born. I'm sure we ALL know the story, but there is an EXTREMELY controversial detail that history points to... Jesus allegedly never proclaimed himself to be the son of God, and wasn't crucified (this is common knowledge among Jews and Muslims). Realize that the Bible has been altered COUNTLESS times to fit the goals of despots. Jesus was most likely inspired by Apollonius of Tyana, a Gnostic philosopher. He still spread the word of God across the Roman Empire, but was just a man. The "son sacrifice and resurrection" myth dates all the way back to Ancient Egypt (noticing a trend?), so this isn't far-fetched at all. Jesus wasn't actually declared the the son of God until 325 A.D., by the Council of Nicaea. Note also that his initials match Julius Ceasar's. Similarly, Saint Peter and his inverted crucifixion is thought to be entirely fabricated by the Vatican. These details were the hardest for me to accept, by far, since I was raised Catholic... however, upon doing some digging, it all lines up.
Eventually, the Baalists (and other Pagans in the Roman Empire) merged with the Cult of Saturn, and together devised an insidious plot for world domination. This was the birth of the Cabal and the New World Order agenda. Once Rome fell to the Praetoeian Guard, the cult took over and attempted to enslave the population FOUR separate times! Each time, they used monotheism as a catalyst, forcing people to swear allegiance to one god (them). The population rejected their bullshit the first three times, but took a liking to Christianity. The Luciferians had the Vatican built (Pagan fortress) to act as a base of operations. Did you ever wonder where in the flying fuck Popes come from?? They were never a part of Abrahamic faiths before the Vatican was established. It's almost as if they declared themselves rulers, and had all dissenters mercilessly slaughtered. Oh, and "Holy Communion"? Based on a cannibalistic ritual. How very "Christian"...
The Vatican eventually created Islam as an ethnic cleansing tool, to justify "Christian" imperialism, and the eradication of "infidels". Enter the Crusades... The Vatican put nearly all of Europe under the boot of the "Holy Roman Empire"; all built on lies and deception, so a handful of unfathomably evil men could have all of the world's resources to themselves. In the Dark Ages, the Vatican worked tirelessly to undermine sovereign nations, using their "CIA", the Jesuits. Its army was the Knight's Templar, which it used for expansion (while fighting the Muslim invasion). The Templars eventually established Switzerland, and settled down. It was here that Paganism was popularized, and Baphomet became a symbol of Luciferianism. Many of the Templars themselves became Pagans through Hermeticism (Occult philosophy and Black Magick), and worshipped Baphomet ("As above, so below").
At this point, the Silk Road (trade routes established between Asia and Europe) led to the rise of the Khazars. The Khazars started out as a relatively innocent Turkic tribe, based in the Eurasia Steppe. They acted as trade ambassadors between Asia and Europe, and dealt heavily with Radhanites (Jewish merchants). What's fascinating is that their ruling class consisted of Caucasians, which drives home the significance of their geographical location. Khazarian Princess Tzitzak (or "Irene") married Constantine V, of the Byzantine Empire, which officially tied her people to Rome. Decades later, under Kings Bulan and Obadiah, they converted to Judaism, and eventually migrated into Europe. Like the Templars, many Khazars became Pagans, and practiced Black Magick (Qliphoth), which involved summoning demons (aliens?), ritual sodomy (ffs...), necromancy, and other incantations. Pagans often questioned the illusionary nature of reality (perception?), and what is actually tangible. This was known as Kabbalah.
As centuries passed, King Philip IV of France got fed up with the Vatican's bullshit, declaring them heretics (BASED), and ordering the extermination of the Jesuits and Templars (Friday the 13th Massacre). His armies actually managed to assassinate the Pope! To escape persecution, the Templars went into hiding, and later emerged as the Freemasons. Similarly, the Jesuits exiled themselves (and preserved their insidious agenda). Unfortunately, the era of freedom from Luciferian oppression was short-lived. The Vatican managed to subvert Europe once again, this time through the British Empire. There was quite the struggle between the Vatican and the Crown, resulting in the Protestant Reformation. In the following decades, Jesuits hijacked the Royal Family, and established their banking operations all across London. After years of infiltration, the Rothschild Dynasty (Jesuit-controlled) rose to the top of this banking empire, and ended up essentially owning the entire City of London (Battle of Waterloo AKA utter corruption and insider trading). Through them, other Satanic dynasties were recruited from around the globe, and together, they formed an unholy union known as the Bilderbergs. Around the same time, the United Kingdom was established, pulling other portions of Europe into the fray.
America was a side-note of history, for the most part, since it was a largely unexplored continent. The British Empire had its eyes set on it for some time, and sent out colonists to establish civilization. Ironically, many colonists fled there to be free of the bankers' tyranny. Many of them were actually Freemasons, but had long-abandoned the Vatican's dogma. Their Pharaonic symbolism mainly paid omage to the history of the organization. The Masons essentially became nothing more than a prestigious group of friends.
Once initial colonization was completed in America, Great Britain (Jesuit-ruled bankers) decided that it wanted a piece of the pie. You should know this part of the story... America was declared independent on July 4th, 1776. In the same year, Jesuits formed the Illuminati, in Bavaria, Germany, declaring Luciferianism as their official faith. Shortly after, they infiltrated the American Freemasons through Lodge 33, where they educated them on the Pagan origins of the Vatican, and performed Satanic rituals (many of which involved children...). See where the stereotype for Catholic Priests comes from now? The most tragic part is that George Washington was warned about this in 1798, via the book Proofs of a Conspiracy. Gee, "conspiracy theorists" have existed for a long time, haven't they? They literally blew the whistle on 32° Masons way back in the 18th Century! Anti-Mason parties rose, and aquired decent followings, but the conspirators were clever, and completely devoid of morality (part of Luciferian dogma is the numbing of the mind to rape, torture, and murder). They somehow managed to evade persecution.
This led to a chain reaction, where other Mason lodges were subverted and infiltrated by Jesuits. Now, all prominent lodges are Illuminati havens. Remember that whenever a nation has a Mason politician or corporate exec. Other Masonic "secret societies" include: the Skull and Bones Society (recruits promising young people to become Manchurian candidates for the NWO, like the Bushes and Obamas), the Hellfire Club, CFR, Bohemian Grove, Knights of the Garter, the Round Table Organization (created by Luciferian, Cecil Rhodes), etc... ALL of these are Satanic, and exist to exploit us for the benefit of a few thousand sick freaks.
Following the American Civil War, the US was reeling from all the destruction and lack of economic growth. The Vatican oportunistically offered to bail us out with bonds. And guess who would be handling the transaction? The Rothschild Banking Dynasty. The US foolishly accepted this offer, and established the District of Columbia to represent a newly established corporation called, UNITED STATES INC. Washington DC is the property of the Rothschilds, and our politicians are beholden to THEM.
The Rothschilds bought the bonds from the US in 1902, but it wasn't enough to compensate them (as planned). In 1913, quite possibly the biggest cunt in the history of America, Woodrow Wilson, made a deal with the Rothschilds, to have them forgive our debt IF they could manage ALL of our currency. But wait, there's MORE! They wanted to use a system of fractional reserve banking, which essentially means they can print money out of thin air, backed solely by national debt. Do you see how this is EXTREMELY dangerous?? In my view, this was the most destructive move in the history of America (and the world). The Rothschild filth gleefully established the US Federal Reserve, a foreign bank on American soil. They own(ed?) our entire economy, and by extension, our lives.
The US became the military muscle of the Cabal, as we continue fighting their pointless wars, while being in so much debt, we can NEVER pay it off. This established a system of feudalism and nepotism, where only friends of the Banking Cabal (horrible people) could take leadership positions in government and business. Enter blackmail rings and rampant pedophilia... The banks grew so powerful, that they could literally eliminate their enemies, as if they're mere chess pieces (JFK, Sadam, Gaddafi, etc...). They instigated both world wars, and created the UN as their governing body (Capitol = Geneva). They have fought tirelessly to keep us helpless and subservient, as they lead us to the NWO.
Nevermore...
FUN FACTS:
Atlantis actually existed, and was wiped out by the Great Flood (courtesy of the Anunnaki).
Humanity was created by a race known as the Pleiadians. We share their DNA, and they look very similar to us (imagine Aryans with even lighter skin).
Anunnaki = Nephilim (Pleiadians?)
Isis & Horus = Mary & Jesus
Satan = Baal/Moloch/Set/Zeus/Jupiter
Lucifer = Inanna/Ishtar/Isis/Aphrodite/Venus
Luciferian Freemasons worship Nergal, God of the Underworld.
The concept of banking has ties to Black Magick (owning people through superficial debt).
Hubal is the moon god of Mecca.
Identity theft originated from the Khazars ("Eaters of Blood").
The French Revolution was instigated by Jesuits.
The Napoleonic Wars saved the Jesuits, after Pope Pius VII liquidated them. Napoleon is asshoe.
Andrew Jackson tried to end the banking takeover of America.
Albert Pike (Confederate General) was an Illuminati "Grand Wizard" who planned the NWO using THREE world wars.
Abraham Lincoln was assassinated by Jesuits (gotta love 'em!).
The Titanic was sunk by Jesuits to kill individuals who opposed the FED.
The League of Nations was a failed attempt at establishing the NWO.
CERN's Hadron Collider is possibly a portal (to Hell?), hidden in plain sight (see the opening "ceremony").
I'm not convinced Washington was good, even given that conversation he had through letters with the dude from Maryland (can't remember his name).
Things like that could very easily be cover. He seems to play dumb a bit, imo.
Same goes for Ben Franklin.
Honestly have to reread your comments a bit and think about them, but try and check out my comment in this thread if you have a chance.