“Mommy, can I please stay online for one more hour pleeeeeease? I wanna be racist with my internet friends and help overturn the election pleeeeeeease!!”
“Mommy why did you let Enrique go home? I don’t care if xe hasn’t seen xis family since the lockdown started, If I don’t have a shabbo to type my comments then how will I defeat the evildoers on the conspiracy websites?? Also who’s gunna perform my nightly mohal?”
Aren’t you supposed to be avoiding electronics today?
Is your mother letting you have a little extra internet time while you’re on Christmas vacation?
So are you dictating your comments to BelsonManfella and he types them up or what?
“Mommy, can I please stay online for one more hour pleeeeeease? I wanna be racist with my internet friends and help overturn the election pleeeeeeease!!”
“Mommy why did you let Enrique go home? I don’t care if xe hasn’t seen xis family since the lockdown started, If I don’t have a shabbo to type my comments then how will I defeat the evildoers on the conspiracy websites?? Also who’s gunna perform my nightly mohal?”