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No One Knows How to Get Trump to Leave the White House in January (www.vanityfair.com)
posted 4 years ago by SmashingEggsNow 4 years ago by SmashingEggsNow +75 / -13
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– TheRealThor 48 points 4 years ago +50 / -2

I do, in 4 years he'll leave with a parade

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– Canadapoli 4 points 4 years ago +5 / -1

8 years. That first 4 don't count because he was saving the world.

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– newuserfromreddit 3 points 4 years ago +6 / -3

January 20th really is gonna be quite a system shock for a lot of y'all...

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– namechangearoo 6 points 4 years ago +7 / -1

I honestly think we will need resource counselors on standby when these liberals figure out that Biden will never step foot in the White House. There will be some serious mental breakdowns incoming

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– LoobintheToobin 1 point 4 years ago +2 / -1

That’s the plan, they have blackmailed scotus with their frothing fomented threat of vile constituents splooding all over....

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– BreakfastPudding 34 points 4 years ago +36 / -2

Lol hes not going anywhere. White House is Trumps house

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– ExcitableMugwump 5 points 4 years ago +6 / -1

12 more years!

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– T10166 19 points 4 years ago +19 / -0

Thats because there is not a guideline to staging a coup.

They have no plan because hes a legal winner.

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– namechangearoo 8 points 4 years ago +9 / -1

Biden tried a coup and the coup and failed.

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– LiberalTears4545 3 points 4 years ago +3 / -0

Doesn’t seem to have failed but I hope so

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– namechangearoo 2 points 4 years ago +3 / -1

Pay attention. You are about to be really happy!

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– LiberalTears4545 1 point 4 years ago +2 / -1

I sure hope so

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– NelsonMandelaffect 0 points 4 years ago +2 / -2

But what metric is he the legal winner?

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– T10166 3 points 4 years ago +4 / -1

When your wife catches you cheating on her, do you go home that night and climb in bed? No... You're kicked out on your ass in the streets...

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– NelsonMandelaffect -1 points 4 years ago +2 / -3

I climb into bed and tell her to make me fucking supper. What are you some kind of cuck?

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– T10166 2 points 4 years ago +3 / -1

Apparently you are if you think you can steal the govt and get away with it...

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– deleted 11 points 4 years ago +11 / -0
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– LoobintheToobin 3 points 4 years ago +3 / -0

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee Waaaahhhhhhhhhhh followed by a long raspberry spittle sound

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– nc777 11 points 4 years ago +11 / -0

Vanity Fair?

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– Big_steve 6 points 4 years ago +6 / -0

I still haven't found a single leftist friend that will give me 4-1 odds on a 200 dollar bet that Trump will still be president in for another 4 years.

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– NelsonMandelaffect -2 points 4 years ago +1 / -3

Because you have zero leftist friends.

Complete and utter bullshit.

Escrow this shit right now, you put up $800, I got $200 ready to go.

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– Big_steve 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

I put up 200 and you pay me 800. Where would you like to put the "escrow" you cuck faggot?

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– NelsonMandelaffect -2 points 4 years ago +1 / -3

Wait, if you're so fucking sure why do you get the better odds?

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– Big_steve 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

Because no one will give me them

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– Curiouspeachy -3 points 4 years ago +2 / -5

Lock him out as his next bible glam photo op

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– NelsonMandelaffect -14 points 4 years ago +1 / -15

With a gun in his mouth if he doesn't want to leave after legally losing the election. He's afraid of eagles, pretty sure he'd shit his pants with a gun pointed at him.

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– deleted 9 points 4 years ago +9 / -0
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– NelsonMandelaffect -8 points 4 years ago +1 / -9

He didn't win by any metric.

If I had a million dollars I would put it up in a second against $1000 any fucking day of the week. 1000 to 1 odds. Trump is done.

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– LoobintheToobin 2 points 4 years ago +3 / -1

Blind ignorance is fun for this one, easier than thinking and reading and self accountability. Going to be a fun January! It’ll be wild.

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– deleted 3 points 4 years ago +4 / -1
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– NelsonMandelaffect -3 points 4 years ago +1 / -4

I fucking can't wait until January 20th so I can laugh hysterically in all your fucking faces.

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– LoobintheToobin 4 points 4 years ago +4 / -0

We shall see who has the last laugh

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– namechangearoo 8 points 4 years ago +9 / -1

Lol. They still thinking that Biden could even get the security clearance required to be the commander in chief. Classic. Quit trying to make Biden seem real. It’s over.

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– LoobintheToobin 4 points 4 years ago +4 / -0

Hahahahaha legally looosing hahahahaha

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– MagaPede69 -65 points 4 years ago +3 / -68

Leave a trail of Big Mac crumbs and Adderall leading out the door. Simple.

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– BreakfastPudding 47 points 4 years ago +49 / -2

The tricks your mama uses to tempt you out of the basement don't work on the Don

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– PutinLovesCats 21 points 4 years ago +22 / -1

LMFAO.

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– MagaPede69 -39 points 4 years ago +3 / -42

Seriously? Have you not seen how happy he gets around fast food?

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– CROMAGA 24 points 4 years ago +25 / -1

That’s my president! ❤️

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– Alexbella 14 points 4 years ago +15 / -1

Hahaha Thanks! So refreshing and down to earth. He doesn't have to put on an act. I bet the guests loved it too, after all he was hosting college championship players.

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– NelsonMandelaffect -3 points 4 years ago +1 / -4

So down to earth he thinks you need id to buy groceries.

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– deleted 12 points 4 years ago +14 / -2
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– Mr_Castle 12 points 4 years ago +12 / -0

Hunter, is that you?

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– PuritanCrusader 3 points 4 years ago +4 / -1

Even the losers get lucky sometimes

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– MagaPede69 -16 points 4 years ago +5 / -21

I'll take it.

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