Ok I'll bite. Freedom of information requests from governments and universities around the world have revealed everyone is using the same sample provided by the who. This sample is 27 genomes taken from a cow and a monkey, with the other 30000 genomes filled in via computer simulation. Not even trolling this is real. Add in the test they use which gives 97%+ false positives at the amount of cycles they run, and it quickly becomes obvious this is scientific fraud of the highest level.