How about this one from the Da vinci code movie..

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Now, listen to this. It's from the Gospel according to Philip.

Philip?

Yes, it was rejected at the Council of Nicaea...

...along with any other gospels that made...

...Jesus appear human and not divine.

What else is getting edited out because of this Council of Nicaea.

If these guys are weeding out a bunch of stuff. How about that really thick Urantia book.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Urantia_Book

Let me get the page count. 2,097 pages! This thing is fucking crazy. But it begins with the supposed real history of the world. Author is Anonymous. I think it even gets into fucking aliens with the beginning. lol. Other civilizations out there.

But then a large chunk later is about the supposed real story of this Jesus dude. Does it get into how he was shagging that chick.

Let me just get the damn pdf and check what page the Jesus stuff starts. It was pretty thick and i sacked it when it changed to that, years ago. lol.

Christ this pdf is 4432 pages. lol.

https://www.urantia.org/urantia-book/download-text-urantia-book

They have different file types, this is the pdf. It's only 9mb zipped up, unzipped it's 14mb.

https://s3.amazonaws.com/urantia/docs/en/uf-eng-001-1955-21-pdf.zip

This shit's pretty fuckin deep, man. Here's the table of contents. lol.

PART I

The Central and Superuniverses

Nr. · Paper · Author · Page

001 · The Universal Father · Divine Counselor · 21

002 · The Nature of God · Divine Counselor · 33

003 · The Attributes of God · Divine Counselor · 44

004 · God’s Relation to the Universe · Divine Counselor · 54

005 · God’s Relation to the Individual · Divine Counselor · 62

006 · The Eternal Son · Divine Counselor · 73

007 · Relation of the Eternal Son to the Universe · Divine Counselor · 81

008 · The Infinite Spirit · Divine Counselor · 90

009 · Relation of the Infinite Spirit to the Universe · Divine

Counselor · 98

010 · The Paradise Trinity · Universal Censor · 108

011 · The Eternal Isle of Paradise · Perfector of Wisdom · 118

012 · The Universe of Universes · Perfector of Wisdom · 128

013 · The Sacred Spheres of Paradise · Perfector of Wisdom · 143

014 · The Central and Divine Universe · Perfector of Wisdom · 152

015 · The Seven Superuniverses · Universal Censor · 164

016 · The Seven Master Spirits · Universal Censor · 184

017 · The Seven Supreme Spirit Groups · Divine Counselor · 197

018 · The Supreme Trinity Personalities · Divine Counselor · 207

019 · The Co-ordinate Trinity-Origin Beings · Divine Counselor · 214

020 · The Paradise Sons of God · Perfector of Wisdom · 223

021 · The Paradise Creator Sons · Perfector of Wisdom · 234

022 · The Trinitized Sons of God · Mighty Messenger · 243

023 · The Solitary Messengers · Divine Counselor · 256

024 · Higher Personalities of the Infinite Spirit · Divine Counselor · 264

025 · The Messenger Hosts of Space · One High in Authority · 273

026 · Ministering Spirits of the Central Universe · Perfector of

Wisdom · 285

027 · Ministry of the Primary Supernaphim · Perfector of Wisdom · 298

028 · Ministering Spirits of the Superuniverses · Mighty Messenger · 306

029 · The Universe Power Directors · Universal Censor · 319

030 · Personalities of the Grand Universe · Mighty Messenger · 330

031 · The Corps of the Finality · Divine Counselor and One Without

Name and Number · 345

PART II

The Local Universe

Nr. · Paper · Author · Page

032 · The Evolution of Local Universes · Mighty Messenger · 357

033 · Administration of the Local Universe · Chief of Archangels · 366

034 · The Local Universe Mother Spirit · Mighty Messenger · 374

035 · The Local Universe Sons of God · Chief of Archangels · 384

036 · The Life Carriers · Vorondadek Son · 396

037 · Personalities of the Local Universe · Brilliant Evening Star · 406

038 · Ministering Spirits of the Local Universe · Melchizedek · 418

039 · The Seraphic Hosts · Melchizedek · 426

040 · The Ascending Sons of God · Mighty Messenger · 443

041 · Physical Aspects of the Local Universe · Archangel · 455

042 · Energy—Mind and Matter · Mighty Messenger · 467

043 · The Constellations · Malavatia Melchizedek · 485

044 · The Celestial Artisans · Archangel · 497

045 · The Local System Administration · Melchizedek · 509

046 · The Local System Headquarters · Archangel · 519

047 · The Seven Mansion Worlds · Brilliant Evening Star · 530

048 · The Morontia Life · Archangel · 541

049 · The Inhabited Worlds · Melchizedek · 559

050 · The Planetary Princes · Secondary Lanonandek · 572

051 · The Planetary Adams · Secondary Lanonandek · 580

052 · Planetary Mortal Epochs · Mighty Messenger · 589

053 · The Lucifer Rebellion · Manovandet Melchizedek · 601

054 · Problems of the Lucifer Rebellion · Mighty Messenger · 613

055 · The Spheres of Light and Life · Mighty Messenger · 621

056 · Universal Unity · Mighty Messenger and Machiventa

Melchizedek · 637

PART III

The History of Urantia

Nr. · Paper · Author · Page

057 · The Origin of Urantia · Life Carrier · 651

058 · Life Establishment on Urantia · Life Carrier · 664

059 · The Marine-Life Era on Urantia · Life Carrier · 672

060 · Urantia During the Early Land-Life Era · Life Carrier · 685

061 · The Mammalian Era on Urantia · Life Carrier · 693

062 · The Dawn Races of Early Man · Life Carrier · 703

063 · The First Human Family · Life Carrier · 711

064 · The Evolutionary Races of Color · Life Carrier · 718

065 · The Overcontrol of Evolution · Life Carrier · 730

066 · The Planetary Prince of Urantia · Melchizedek · 741

067 · The Planetary Rebellion · Melchizedek · 754

068 · The Dawn of Civilization · Melchizedek · 763

069 · Primitive Human Institutions · Melchizedek · 772

070 · The Evolution of Human Government · Melchizedek · 783

071 · Development of the State · Melchizedek · 800

072 · Government on a Neighboring Planet · Melchizedek · 808

073 · The Garden of Eden · Solonia · 821

074 · Adam and Eve · Solonia · 828

075 · The Default of Adam and Eve · Solonia · 839

076 · The Second Garden · Solonia · 847

077 · The Midway Creatures · Archangel · 855

078 · The Violet Race After the Days of Adam · Archangel · 868

079 · Andite Expansion in the Orient · Archangel · 878

080 · Andite Expansion in the Occident · Archangel · 889

081 · Development of Modern Civilization · Archangel · 900

082 · The Evolution of Marriage · Chief of Seraphim · 913

083 · The Marriage Institution · Chief of Seraphim · 922

084 · Marriage and Family Life · Chief of Seraphim · 931

085 · The Origins of Worship · Brilliant Evening Star · 944

086 · Early Evolution of Religion · Brilliant Evening Star · 950

087 · The Ghost Cults · Brilliant Evening Star · 958

088 · Fetishes, Charms, and Magic · Brilliant Evening Star · 967

089 · Sin, Sacrifice, and Atonement · Brilliant Evening Star · 974

090 · Shamanism—Medicine Men and Priests · Melchizedek · 986

091 · The Evolution of Prayer · Chief of Midwayers · 994

092 · The Later Evolution of Religion · Melchizedek · 1003

093 · Machiventa Melchizedek · Melchizedek · 1014

094 · The Melchizedek Teachings in the Orient · Melchizedek · 1027

095 · The Melchizedek Teachings in the Levant · Melchizedek · 1042

096 · Yahweh—God of the Hebrews · Melchizedek · 1052

097 · Evolution of the God Concept Among the

Hebrews · Melchizedek · 1062

098 · The Melchizedek Teachings in the Occident · Melchizedek · 1077

099 · The Social Problems of Religion · Melchizedek · 1086

100 · Religion in Human Experience · Melchizedek · 1094

101 · The Real Nature of Religion · Melchizedek · 1104

102 · The Foundations of Religious Faith · Melchizedek · 1118

103 · The Reality of Religious Experience · Melchizedek · 1129

104 · Growth of the Trinity Concept · Melchizedek · 1143

105 · Deity and Reality · Melchizedek · 1152

106 · Universe Levels of Reality · Melchizedek · 1162

107 · Origin and Nature of Thought Adjusters · Solitary

Messenger · 1176

108 · Mission and Ministry of Thought Adjusters · Solitary

Messenger · 1185

109 · Relation of Adjusters to Universe Creatures · Solitary

Messenger · 1195

110 · Relation of Adjusters to Individual Mortals · Solitary

Messenger · 1203

111 · The Adjuster and the Soul · Solitary Messenger · 1215

112 · Personality Survival · Solitary Messenger · 1225

113 · Seraphic Guardians of Destiny · Chief of Seraphim · 1241

114 · Seraphic Planetary Government · Chief of Seraphim · 1250

115 · The Supreme Being · Mighty Messenger · 1260

116 · The Almighty Supreme · Mighty Messenger · 1268

117 · God the Supreme · Mighty Messenger · 1278

118 · Supreme and Ultimate—Time and Space · Mighty

Messenger · 1294

119 · The Bestowals of Christ Michael · Chief of Evening Stars · 1308

ok this

PART IV

The Life and Teachings of Jesus

Starts at page 2811 of 4432. Looks like it's less than half.. 36% of this titanic book is the Jesus stuff. So these guys aren't fucking around. lol. Like who wrote all this super shitload of stuff.. it'd take how long. I tried reading this shit at the start and it was really "heavy" ok.. it's like they know shit man. I think it's fucking aliens that pretty much got all this going with like knowing shit about the past where they'd use some device like I don't know what.. hacking into the akashic records. lol.

So.. I'll ask bing AI if he was shagging that chick in their version of the story. lol. Bing AI was being stupid when I asked it how many pages the Jesus stuff was of the urantia book so sacked it. Using chatGPT.

I'm bogging it down and it's progressing slow. lol. Too much fucking text here and I'll put that conversation in the comments.. cause i only got 5k text left here.

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The Good Book did not arrive by facsimile from heaven.

The Bible as we know it was finally presided over by one man:

The pagan emperor Constantine.

I thought Constantine was a Christian.

Oh, hardly, no. He was a lifelong pagan...

...who was baptized on his deathbed.

Constantine was Rome's supreme holy man.

From time immemorial...

...his people had worshiped a balance between nature's male deities...

...and the goddess, or sacred feminine.

But a growing religious turmoil was gripping Rome.

Three centuries earlier...

...a young Jew named Jesus had come along...

...preaching love and a single God.

Centuries after his crucifixion...

...Christ's followers had grown exponentially...

...and had started a religious war against the pagans.

Or did the pagans commence war against the Christians?

Leigh, we can't be sure who began the atrocities in that period.

We can at least agree that the conflict grew to such proportions...

...that it threatened to tear Rome in two.

So Constantine may have been a lifelong pagan...

...but he was also a pragmatist.

And in 325 anno Domini...

...he decided to unify Rome under a single religion, Christianity.

Christianity was on the rise. He didn't want his empire torn apart.

And to strengthen this new Christian tradition...

...Constantine held a famous ecumenical gathering...

...known as the Council of Nicaea.

And at this council...

...the many sects of Christianity debated and voted on, well...

...everything, from the acceptance and rejection of specific gospels...

...to the date for Easter...

...to the administering of the sacraments, and of course...

...the immortality of Jesus.

I don't follow.

Well, ma chère, until that moment in history...

...Jesus was viewed by many of his followers as a mighty prophet...

...as a great and powerful man, but a man nevertheless.

A mortal man.

Not the Son of God?

Not even his nephew twice removed.

Constantine did not create Jesus' divinity.

He simply sanctioned an already widely held idea.

• Semantics.
• No, it's not semantics.

You're interpreting facts to support your own conclusions.

Fact: For many Christians, Jesus was mortal one day and divine the next.

For some Christians, his divinity was enhanced.

Absurd. There was a formal announcement of his promotion.

They couldn't even agree on the Nicene Creed!

Excuse me. "Who is God, who is man?"

How many have been murdered over this question?

As long as there has been a one true God...

...there has been killing in his name.

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Yes. And then, my dear, Jesus goes on to tell Mary Magdalene...

...that it's up to her to continue his Church.

Mary Magdalene, not Peter.

The Church was supposed to be carried on by a woman.

Few realize that Mary was descended from kings, just as her husband was.

Now, my dear, the word in French for Holy Grail.

From the Middle English "Sangreal"...

...of the original Arthurian legend.

Now, as two words. Can you translate for our friend?

Sang real, it means "royal blood".

When the legend speaks of the chalice that held the blood of Christ...

...it speaks in fact of the female womb that carried Jesus' royal bloodline.

But how could Christ have a bloodline, unless...?

Mary was pregnant at the time of the Crucifixion.

For her own safety and for that of Christ's unborn child...

...she fled the Holy Land and came to France.

And here, it is said, she gave birth to a daughter, Sarah.

They know the child's name.

• A little girl.
• Yes.

If that were true, it's adding insult to injury.

Why?

The pagans found transcendence through the joining of male to female.

People found God through sex?

In paganism, women were worshiped as a route to heaven...

...but the modern Church has a monopoly on that...

...in salvation through Jesus Christ.

And he who keeps the keys to heaven rules the world.

Women, then, are a huge threat to the Church.

The Catholic Inquisition soon publishes...

...what may be the most blood-soaked book in human history.

The Malleus Maleficarum.

The Witches' Hammer.

It instructed the clergy on how to locate, torture and kill...

...all freethinking women.

In three centuries of witch hunts...

...50, 000 women are captured, burned alive at the stake.

Oh, at least that. Some say millions.

Imagine, then, Robert...

...that Christ's throne might live on in a female child.

You asked what would be worth killing for.

Witness the greatest cover-up in human history.

This is the secret that the Priory of Sion...

...has defended for over 20 centuries.

They are the guardians of the royal bloodline.

The keepers of the proof of our true past.

They are the protectors of the living descendants of Jesus Christ...

...and Mary Magdalene.

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Maybe there is something about this Priory of Sion.

I hope not.

Any Priory story ends in bloodshed. They were butchered by the Church.

It all started over a thousand years ago when a French king...

...conquered the holy city of Jerusalem.

This crusade, one of the most massive and sweeping in history...

...was actually orchestrated by a secret brotherhood...

...the Priory of Sion...

...and their military arm, the Knights Templar.

But the Templars were created to protect the Holy Land.

That was a cover to hide their true goal, according to this myth.

Supposedly the invasion was to find an artefact...

...lost since the time of Christ.

An artefact, it was said, the Church would kill to possess.

Did they find it, this buried treasure?

Put it this way:

One day the Templars simply stopped searching.

They quit the Holy Land and travelled directly to Rome.

Whether they blackmailed the papacy...

...or the Church bought their silence, no one knows.

But it is a fact the papacy declared these Priory knights...

...these Knights Templar, of limitless power.

By the 1300s, the Templars had grown too powerful.

Too threatening.

So the Vatican issued secret orders...

...to be opened simultaneously all across Europe.

The Pope had declared the Knights Templar Satan worshipers...

...and said God had charged him with cleansing the earth of these heretics.

The plan went off like clockwork.

The Templars were all but exterminated.

The date was October 13th, 1307. A Friday.

Friday the 13th.

The Pope sent troops to claim the Priory's treasure...

...but they found nothing.

The few surviving Knights of the Priory had vanished...

...and the search for their sacred artefact began again.

What artefact? I've never heard about any of this.

Yes, you have.

Almost everyone on earth has.

You just know it as the Holy Grail.

Go see that 20 points post about the Talmud, they're like a bunch of law books they train Rabbis with. They don't like us ok. You think people are racist against Jews.. well those guys hate us way more, ok. lol.

ok so what's going on with this Paul guy. When you're born Jewish, you can't just "quit" ok and change religions. lol. So.. we got into Judas being possessed to be the bad guy. Then this St Paul with his upside-down cross shit, that's letting you know he's bad too. Him being questioned by the cops 3 times, goes. no I don't know this Jesus dude. Then pretends to be his buddy. Later gets the damn church going. Could do who knows what by then. Change shit.. could be part of how they're all secretly Luciferian and all this fucked up shit is going on.

Let me remind you of those couple things here about this christian operation ok.. it's super fucked up with twisted mother fuckers. You had those opus dei guys who do nasty shit to themselves like whip themselves in the back. That dude in da vinci code had this leg strap that made it bleed. Like these sadomasochists are super fucked up, ok. Meanwhile they're supposed to be religious fanatics.

Then the 8000 sex abuse cases of priests. The 800 kids bodies in the back of Jesuit residential schools, ok. Don't forget about Noah, where everybody else dies.. except his family. Then they all inbreed. lol. That sounds like Adam and Eve, eh.. well what's next.. more fuckin inbreeding. Like WTF.. yahweh's fucked in the head, man.

So these guys are fucked right up. Now, where were we.. St Peter, upside-down cross guy who got the church going. He's buried under this ultra cathedral that took at least 40 years to build in the vatican. He's their hero cause he's really the infiltrated bad guy.

Now you got this Paul guy who's pretty much a Talmud rabbi. Then he goes.. naw.. imma switch to this Jesus dude cult. lol. WTF. Probably more bad guys infiltrating the Jesus operation, ok.

Meanwhile.. Jesus was a jew, wasn't he? How come he quit the way he was raised and said.. imma start my own cult. Like WTF with all these guys, man.

Anyways.. here's me talking to Bing AI about what's the deal with this Paul dude. It was pretty quick.. 1 thing and ya had some red flags.

paul in the bible.. who's this guy.. what did he do? Any issues with him like Judas. Or you had St Peter who was questioned 3 times and was like, no I don't know the jesus guy. What's going on with Paul.

Searching for: Paul in the Bible

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Paul was a very important figure in the early history of Christianity. He was originally a Jewish leader who persecuted the followers of Jesus, but he had a dramatic conversion experience on the road to Damascus, where he saw a vision of the risen Jesus and heard him speak to him. After this, Paul became a devoted follower of Jesus and a missionary to the Gentiles, the non-Jewish people. He traveled around the Roman Empire, preaching the gospel and founding churches. He also wrote many letters to the churches he established, which are part of the New Testament12

Paul was not one of the original twelve apostles of Jesus, but he claimed to be an apostle by the will of God and the grace of Jesus. He had some conflicts with other apostles, such as Peter and James, over the issue of whether Gentile converts had to follow the Jewish law, such as circumcision and dietary rules. Paul argued that faith in Jesus was enough for salvation, and that the law was no longer binding for those who were in Christ. He also had some disagreements with some of the churches he founded, such as the Corinthians and the Galatians, over matters of doctrine and morality. He tried to correct their errors and encourage them to remain faithful to the gospel34

Paul was not a traitor like Judas, who betrayed Jesus to the Jewish authorities. Nor was he a denier like Peter, who denied knowing Jesus three times before the crucifixion. Paul was a faithful witness to Jesus, even though he suffered many hardships and dangers for his sake. He was eventually arrested by the Romans and executed in Rome, probably by beheading, around the year 64 or 65 AD. He is regarded as a saint and a martyr by most Christian traditions24

So what did we have going on here..

"but he had a dramatic conversion experience on the road to Damascus, where he saw a vision of the risen Jesus and heard him speak to him."

What is with all these guys in the bible who have "visions". I don't know about you, but not too much of that going on these days, unless you're on damn ayahuasca. Maybe yahweh was stepping in more.

What do we got here with paul.. yeah.. some jewish guy who likes gentiles.. fuck that. Read the 20 points post about the Talmud. They hate fucking gentiles, ok. No way this Paul guy is switching it up and saying.. naw.. imma go hang out with them. No.. he infiltrated the operation too, didn't he.

"Paul was not one of the original twelve apostles of Jesus". Why's that? Cause they know it ain't gonna be workin out cause Paul would get shit by his folk for hangin out with Gentiles. Meanwhile in all this.. Jesus was a jew, right? What the hell's going on there. He's trying to start his own cult, I guess.

Wait.. what's this. "He had some conflicts with other apostles, such as Peter and James, over the issue of whether Gentile converts had to follow the Jewish law". What's an "apostle".. like a "dude"? Oh I think it's guys who were in the cult. Yeah so this Paul was a "gentile convert". Fuck that.. you be Jewish and try that, and lemme know how it works out for ya. Especially if your dad was one of those Talmud Rabbis. lol. So.. somebody's coming after somebody over this shit, eh. And somebody's pissed off and wants to do some infiltrating to shut down this shit, eh?

"and dietary rules". Yeah we went over that one the other day. That's like you hanging out with those foreign chinamen who eat fuckin who knows what scrambling around on the ground. lol. Or how about those guys from india that don't eat cows. You go eat like bacon or something and try to go hang out with Jewish guys ok.. they ain't gonna like ya very much. lol.

"Paul argued that faith in Jesus was enough for salvation, and that the law was no longer binding for those who were in Christ." Oh I love these guys who break the law. Lemme know how that works out for ya, if you try that these days in 2023. lol.

"He also had some disagreements with some of the churches he founded, such as the Corinthians and the Galatians, over matters of doctrine and morality" oh yeah, like what.. disagreement over the 800 kids bodies buried in the back yard and the 8000 sex abuse settlements where they're supposed to be good guys but they're doing fuckin crazy shit with molesting kids. Like WTF.. you'd think just fagging your priest buddy up the ass would be good enough but no they gotta do the devil shit with damn kids, ok. Fuck all these chumps.

"He tried to correct their errors and encourage them to remain faithful to the gospel34" oh lemme know how that works out for ya.. going.. come on you guys stop molesting kids and burying them in the back yard. You know, like that post the other day about Benjamin Franklin in his basement.

"Paul was not a traitor like Judas, who betrayed Jesus to the Jewish authorities. Nor was he a denier like Peter, who denied knowing Jesus three times before the crucifixion. Paul was a faithful witness to Jesus, even though he suffered many hardships and dangers for his sake. He was eventually arrested by the Romans and executed in Rome, probably by beheading, around the year 64 or 65 AD. "

Lol.. now we got a guy getting beheaded. Quite the "motley crue" these guys.. lol.. you want a hollywood movie damn.. upside-down crosses.. guys getting fuckin hung.. lotsa kids getting sacrificed for ars goetia rituals.. hmm.. I don't know man.. this shit just keeps getting more and more fucked up as it goes along, eh.

what were "the crusades"

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The Crusades were a series of religious wars that took place between the 11th and 13th centuries. They were initiated, supported, and sometimes directed by the Christian Latin Church in the medieval period. The main goal of the Crusades was to reclaim the Holy Land, especially Jerusalem, from the Muslim rule. The Crusades also had other motives, such as defending Christian territories, expanding Christian influence, seeking personal glory or salvation, and resolving conflicts within Europe1234

The Crusades involved many different groups of people, such as knights, nobles, peasants, clergy, and even children. They also faced various enemies, such as the Seljuk Turks, the Fatimid Caliphate, the Ayyubid Sultanate, the Mamluk Sultanate, and the Ottoman Empire. The Crusades had a significant impact on the history, culture, and religion of both Europe and the Middle East. They resulted in the creation and destruction of several Crusader states, the exchange of ideas and goods, the development of trade and commerce, the rise and fall of dynasties, the spread of violence and disease, the increase of papal authority and influence, the emergence of new religious movements and orders, and the intensification of conflicts and prejudices between Christians, Muslims, and Jews1234

There were eight major official Crusades, as well as many more unofficial ones. The first Crusade was launched in 1095 by Pope Urban II at the Council of Clermont, in response to the request of the Byzantine emperor Alexios I Komnenos for help against the Seljuk Turks. The first Crusaders successfully captured Jerusalem in 1099 and established four Crusader states: the Kingdom of Jerusalem, the County of Edessa, the Principality of Antioch, and the County of Tripoli. The second Crusade was called in 1147 by Pope Eugenius III, after the fall of Edessa to the Muslim leader Zengi. The second Crusaders failed to recapture Edessa and suffered a humiliating defeat at the siege of Damascus. The third Crusade was provoked by the loss of Jerusalem to the Muslim leader Saladin in 1187. The third Crusaders, led by the kings of England, France, and Germany, managed to regain some coastal cities, but failed to take back Jerusalem. The fourth Crusade was initiated in 1202 by Pope Innocent III, with the aim of conquering Egypt, the base of Muslim power. However, the fourth Crusaders were diverted by the Venetians to Constantinople, the capital of the Byzantine Empire, which they sacked and occupied in 1204, establishing the Latin Empire. The fifth Crusade was launched in 1217 by Pope Honorius III, who renewed the plan to attack Egypt. The fifth Crusaders reached the Nile Delta, but were forced to retreat after a failed siege of Cairo. The sixth Crusade was led by the Holy Roman emperor Frederick II, who negotiated a treaty with the Muslim sultan al-Kamil in 1229, which granted him control of Jerusalem and other holy sites for ten years. The seventh Crusade was led by the French king Louis IX, who invaded Egypt in 1248, but was captured and ransomed by the Mamluks. The eighth Crusade was also led by Louis IX, who died of disease while trying to capture Tunis in 1270. The last major Crusade was the ninth Crusade, led by the English prince Edward I, who arrived in the Holy Land in 1271, but achieved little before returning home in 1272. The Crusader presence in the Holy Land ended in 1291, when the Mamluks captured the last stronghold of Acre1234

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So these popes are firing up all these crusades.. wasn't that to try and get more "subscribers" to christianity?

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Well, that is one way to put it, but it is not very accurate or respectful. The popes did not launch the Crusades to get more “subscribers” to Christianity, but to defend and reclaim the Holy Land, which they considered sacred and under threat by the Muslims. The popes also wanted to assert their authority and influence over the Christian world, and to unite the Christians against a common enemy. The Crusades were not just about religion, but also about politics, economics, culture, and personal motives.

The Crusades did have some effects on the spread of Christianity, but not always in the way the popes intended. On the one hand, the Crusades helped to spread Christianity to new regions, such as the Baltic states, Scandinavia, and Eastern Europe, where the Crusaders fought against the pagans and the Orthodox Christians. The Crusades also stimulated the growth of new religious orders, such as the Knights Templar, the Knights Hospitaller, and the Teutonic Knights, who dedicated themselves to the protection and promotion of the Christian faith. The Crusades also inspired many people to join the pilgrimage to the Holy Land, which was seen as a way of expressing devotion and seeking salvation.

On the other hand, the Crusades also caused a lot of damage and suffering to the Christian communities, especially in the Middle East and the Byzantine Empire. The Crusaders often attacked and plundered the Christian cities and villages, such as Constantinople, Antioch, and Edessa, which weakened their defenses and resources. The Crusaders also persecuted and massacred the Christian minorities, such as the Copts, the Armenians, and the Nestorians, who had different doctrines and practices from the Latin Church. The Crusades also increased the hostility and mistrust between the Christians and the Muslims, as well as the Jews, who were often blamed and victimized by the Crusaders. The Crusades also contributed to the schism and division between the Roman Catholic Church and the Eastern Orthodox Church, which still persists today.

So, as you can see, the Crusades were not a simple or straightforward matter of getting more “subscribers” to Christianity. They were a complex and controversial phenomenon that had both positive and negative consequences for the Christian world and beyond.

So what's going on here with this shit? Weren't they invading countries and going.. be christian or we'll fuck ya up. I think the knights were involved, eh? Lemme check that for "knights".

"The Crusades also stimulated the growth of new religious orders, such as the Knights Templar, the Knights Hospitaller, and the Teutonic Knights, who dedicated themselves to the protection and promotion of the Christian faith."

Oh yeah.. lemme reiterate what I just told a guy before this. lol

Knights templar are good guys.. they're valiant knights.. no funny business going on with them. Hey they're top of the structure of freemason organization on the york side.

And then, darn, we got an oopsie daisey I noticed the other day.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baphomet

Lemme know how the page begins.

"Baphomet is a deity allegedly worshipped by the Knights Templar[3]"

Like holy fuck here.. how much more shit do you need shoved in your face to "get it" about what's going on. How about that inverted cross shit earlier today. Yeah.. we've seen those before.. in damn horror movies, ok. Jeez. lol.. I'm out.

da vinci code 2006.. 8min.. what's with this strap on the religious guy's leg

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The strap on the religious guy’s leg is called a cilice, which is a device worn by some Christians as a form of self-punishment and repentance. It is a metal chain with spikes that dig into the skin and cause bleeding and pain. The religious guy in the movie is a member of Opus Dei, a conservative Catholic organization that practices corporal mortification, or the infliction of suffering on one’s own body. He wears the cilice to remind himself of Christ’s suffering and to atone for his sins12

That's one of these secret societies too, eh..

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opus_Dei

Like this shit's fucked up, man.

"corporal mortifications" such as self-inflicted pain (self-flagellation),

"One of Opus Dei's most prominent supporters was Pope John Paul II.[118] "

This was the dude with the upside-down cross on his chair from earlier today. Yeah, ok. They're "good" guys.

"corporal mortifications".. only types of characters who do this shit, are satanists, ok. So fuck these Opus Dei chumps.

"Pope Benedict XVI has been a particularly strong supporter of Opus Dei and of Escrivá. Pointing to the name "Work of God,"

"Pope Francis is "the first Pope who has dealt with Opus Dei closely as a bishop,"[128] and according to James V. Schall, S.J., is a "friend of Opus Dei".[129] "

Hey man.. fuck all these guys, man.

In case you're a little confused, let me get some stuff from the other day about how these guys operate. lol.

"how much did the roman catholic church in payouts for sex scandals

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According to a non-profit group that tracks allegations of abuse within the Catholic Church, the church has paid out nearly $4 billion in lawsuits over allegations of clerical sexual abuse leading back to the 1980s1. This figure includes payouts involving over 8,600 cases of assault survivors abused by a member of the clergy dating back to the 1950s1. The largest known payout amounted to over $600 million in 2007, issued on behalf of 221 priests and other church employees accused of abusing and victimizing over 500 people1.

Some dioceses have also filed for bankruptcy due to monetary concerns over lawsuits made by victims. For example, the Archdiocese of Portland in Oregon filed for bankruptcy in 2004 after reaching an agreement with its victims2. The Archdiocese of San Diego also filed for bankruptcy in 2006 before the first of about 150 lawsuits about childhood abuse was due to be heard2.

In Canada, the Supreme Court of Nova Scotia approved a $10-million settlement in 2019 for survivors of sexual abuse by Roman Catholic priests in the Archdiocese of Halifax3. The settlement was part of a larger class-action lawsuit that was launched in 2015 by more than 100 plaintiffs who claimed they were sexually abused by priests or other church staff between 1960 and 19903.

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I heard australia there was some too?

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Yes, there were also some payouts for sex scandals in Australia. According to Wikipedia, the Catholic Church in Australia has paid out over $276.1 million in compensation to thousands of people sexually abused as children by priests and religious brothers between 1980 and 20151. The average amount of financial compensation was $91,0001. The Christian Brothers made both the highest total payment and the largest number of payments – 763 payments totalling $48.5 million with an average payment of $64,0001.

One of the most notable cases was that of Desmond Gannon, who took on the Catholic Church and won a record settlement of $3.7 million for historical sexual abuse by a priest in the Archdiocese of Melbourne2. Gannon was awarded the settlement after a long legal battle that involved multiple trials and appeals2."

ok when you're talking about 8600 cases something fishy is going on.

Now this fuckin opus dei shit where they do "corporal mortifications" such as self-inflicted pain (self-flagellation)". These guys are fuckin sadomasochists now.

Sounds like a real barrel of fun hangin out with these guys behind closed doors.

And just in case ya missed this one in the news in recent years too.

jesuit canada kids bodies in back yards

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I’m sorry to hear that you are interested in such a tragic topic. The discovery of unmarked graves at former residential schools for Indigenous children in Canada has shocked and saddened many people around the world. Residential schools were educational institutions, usually run by the church, for Indigenous children taken from their communities by force. They were established in Canada in an effort to assimilate Indigenous people into the dominant culture. An estimated 150,000 Indigenous children attended Canada’s 130 residential schools between 1831 and 19961.

According to the web search results, there have been two major discoveries of unmarked graves at former residential schools in Canada in 2021. The first one was at the Kamloops Indian Residential School in British Columbia, where the remains of 215 children were found in May2. The second one was at the Marieval Indian Residential School in Saskatchewan, where more than 600 bodies were found in June3. Both schools were operated by the Roman Catholic Church, and both had a history of abuse and neglect of the Indigenous students.

The web search results also show a false story that circulated on social media, claiming that all the children in a class photo from a residential school in Ontario were shot in 1943 due to overcrowding, and their remains were found in a mass grave in 20081. This story is not true, as the photo was taken in 1925 in British Columbia, and no mass grave was ever discovered at the Mohawk Institute in Ontario1.

The discoveries of unmarked graves have sparked calls for justice and accountability from the Canadian government and the Catholic Church, as well as expressions of grief and solidarity from the public. Many people have paid tribute to the victims by wearing orange shirts, laying flowers and teddy bears, and observing moments of silence. The Truth and Reconciliation Commission of Canada, which investigated the legacy of the residential school system, has called for more searches and investigations at other former school sites, as well as the implementation of the 94 calls to action that it issued in 2015.

fuck all these guys man.. they're worse than whoever you'd find in normal jails.

Freemasonry and St. Peter are two topics that have some connections in history and symbolism. Freemasonry is a fraternal organisation that arose from the loose organization of medieval masons working in the medieval building industry1 St. Peter was one of the twelve apostles of Jesus Christ and the first leader of the Christian Church. He is also regarded as the patron saint of masons, builders, and locksmiths2

One of the connections between Freemasonry and St. Peter is the use of the inverted cross as a symbol. As mentioned in my previous response, the inverted cross is associated with the martyrdom of St. Peter, who was crucified upside down by the Romans. The inverted cross is also a symbol of the papacy, as the pope is considered the successor of Peter as the bishop of Rome34

However, some Freemasons have also adopted the inverted cross as a sign of humility and devotion to the Craft. For example, the 33rd degree of the Scottish Rite of Freemasonry, known as the Sovereign Grand Inspector General, has an inverted cross as part of its emblem.

Another connection between Freemasonry and St. Peter is the influence of Masonic and occult ideas at the court of Peter the Great, the tsar of Russia who ruled from 1682 to 1725. Peter the Great was interested in various aspects of Western culture, including science, art, and religion. He was also fascinated by esotericism and chivalrous societies, which were compatible with the ideals of Freemasonry as it developed at the beginning of the 18th century. Some of his closest advisers and friends were Freemasons or occultists, such as Jacob Bruce, Feofan Prokopovich, and Robert Erskine. They played an active role in transforming the Russian state and culture, but also engaged in secret rituals and experiments. Peter the Great was also portrayed as a “Mason King” and a new King David, leading his people to a new Jerusalem, symbolized by the foundation of St. Petersburg.

These are some of the connections between Freemasonry and St. Peter that I found in my web search results. I hope you find them interesting and informative. 😊

Benjamin Franklin was a famous American statesman, inventor, scientist and diplomat who lived in London for 16 years. He was also a member of the Hellfire Club, an exclusive club for high-society rakes who met regularly to engage in immoral and political activities12. One of his friends and mentors was William Hewson, a British surgeon and anatomist who ran an anatomy school in London34.

In 1998, when Franklin’s old house at 36 Craven Street was renovated, workers found a secret room under the garden that contained over 1,200 pieces of bone from at least 15 people56. Six of them were children. The bones were dated to the time that Franklin lived there, around 1760-177656. Forensic investigations showed that the bones had signs of surgical cuts and holes in some skulls56. It is believed that Hewson used the basement as his anatomy lab and buried the remains there after he was done with them56. He obtained cadavers from graveyards or from the gallows at the end of the street56.

The discovery of the bones sparked a lot of interest and controversy among historians, scientists and the public. Some speculated that Franklin was involved in some kind of dark ritual or experiment in his basement, but there is no evidence to support that claim56. Others suggested that he was aware of Hewson’s activities but did not interfere or condone them56. The truth is probably somewhere in between: Franklin may have been curious about anatomy but not necessarily part of Hewson’s illegal business56

so everybody was killed off after that except for noah's family?

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According to the Bible, yes, everybody was killed off after the Flood except for Noah’s family123 The Bible says that God did not spare the ancient world, but saved Noah, one of eight people, a preacher of righteousness, bringing in the flood on the world of the ungodly (2 Peter 2:5)2

The Bible also says that God made a covenant with Noah and all living creatures, and never again caused the waters to become a flood13 Therefore, there were no more floods after Noah’s time. The Bible does not give us any details about how many people lived before or after the Flood, but it does give us a genealogy of Noah’s descendants from his three sons: Shem, Ham, and Japheth13

The Bible also mentions other people who survived the Flood by being in different parts of the world at different times. For example, Abraham was born in Ur of the Chaldees (Genesis 11:31), and Lot was living in Sodom when God destroyed it (Genesis 19:23-29). The Bible also tells us about other nations and peoples that emerged after the Flood, such as Canaanites, Egyptians, Babylonians, Assyrians, etc. (Genesis 10:8-12; 11:8-9; 15:13-21; 17:4-8; 18:1-16; 19:29-38).

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how'd they make the rest of the people after that? Was there incest going on? Like who was the moms?

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The Bible does not give us any details about how Noah’s family made the rest of the people after the Flood. It only tells us that God made a covenant with Noah and all living creatures, and never again caused the waters to become a flood123

Some people have speculated that there was incest going on in Noah’s family, based on the fact that Ham saw his father’s nakedness and told his brothers123 Some have suggested that Ham himself did the castrating, or that he had sexual relations with Noah or his own mother12 Some have even suggested that Canaan, the son of Ham, was born from this illicit union12

However, these interpretations are not supported by the biblical text or by historical evidence. The Bible does not mention anything about incest in Noah’s family, and it does not condemn Ham for seeing his father’s nakedness. Rather, it says that Ham was cursed by his father for dishonoring him and exposing him to shame12 The Bible also says that Noah lived for 950 years after the Flood, and had many children and grandchildren12

The Bible does not give us any details about how Noah’s family made the rest of the people after the Flood, but it does give us a genealogy of Noah’s descendants from his three sons: Shem, Ham, and Japheth13 The Bible also mentions other people who survived the Flood by being in different parts of the world at different times. For example, Abraham was born in Ur of the Chaldees (Genesis 11:31), and Lot was living in Sodom when God destroyed it (Genesis 19:23-29). The Bible also tells us about other nations and peoples that emerged after the Flood, such as Canaanites, Egyptians, Babylonians, Assyrians, etc. (Genesis 10:8-12; 11:8-9; 15:13-21; 17:4-8; 18:1-16; 19:29-38).

4 of 30 so what's going on here then you're saying there were others who didn't die or something?

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Yes, that’s what the Bible says. God saved Noah and his family from the Flood, and he made a covenant with them and all living creatures. He also made a covenant with Abraham and his descendants, and he gave them the land of Canaan. He also made a covenant with the people of Israel, and he gave them the land of Israel. He also made a covenant with Jesus Christ, and he gave him the church. God is faithful to his promises, and he does not forget his people.

I noticed it wasn't doing it's usual "smileys" with this stuff. Somethin' ain't addin up.