I would say this isn't a conspiracy, just True Facts.

I usually just hunt for funny things, but if any of those are "conspiracy" (or True Facts like in this case) I'll try to remember to post it.

Five stages?

I think the purebloods are all still at stage one. "Doesn't work, kills people, fuck you."

Could be the jab, could be soccer players regularly rolling around on the ground like they've just been shot.