firstly, VIX is a schizophrenic bull, who thinks its a bear, who thinks its a FUCKN BULL, baked in a fruitcake, wrapped in a jello mold.
i mean theres ^^^ some madness there, and riches for anyone who plays it right.
secondly, fuck the market. fuck computers. fuck the mafia w/ computers. fuck those creepy old fucks fucking the market since whenever. fuck, fuck, fuck, truly, fuck all of it.
although, perhaps im just being emotional BUT THE MARKET IS A DIRTY, SLEEZY, VENEMOUS SIREN CALL TO ALL UNSUSPECTING FOOLS.
thank you for listening.
im sure but at this point... i aint smrt enough for this shiet.
actually, my brain aint even wired for this shit...
BUT THIS ASSHOLE IS INNIT 2 WINNIT, SON!
uh.... 9 months ago, 100% confident of the squeeze, i promised you assholes immma throw dirty down 10k pizzas on the squeeze.
today, yer still assholes and i aint goin anywhere.
eh... millennials figure'n out how to worship mother nature.
you try getn annyone to believe shit w/o a "holy" book.
oh, fuckn shit. larry done dressed up as a hedgehog and hes attempting to copulate w/ a ghost. GOD DAMN IT, LARRY!
cause... frankensteining disease-causing, chimera-like virus in the USA is prob gonna raise some eyebrows.
fauci & the gang, in north carolina, took it as far as they could.
they then realized, since chyyyyna DONT GIVE NO FUCKS, they could move their clandestine operation as long as it came w/ suitcases of cash.
bro... when were kickn it, fireside, at a bromantic villa, over-looking the straight between aussie-land & kiwi-land...
IMMMA CUT INTO A MED-RARE (but mostly rare) CUT-O-MEAT, W/ MARBLING DOIN ITS SHIT & FAT N'SHIT ALSO DOIN ITS SHIT...
imma enjoy that shit and be like... BRO, ITS KINDA FUCKN IRONIC RIGHT NOW THAT YER TALKN 'BOUT AMAZON CAUSE UH... UH... anywho, hows your streak, bro?
the poor... er, meek shall inherit some shit. why? after X BULLSHIT, us poors BULLSHIT-METER is on fleek.
although, the moment i go hungry/thirsty, imma finna swim to new zealand, find bezos uber-bunker, give a complementary knock... THEN EAT HIM.
2 sides of the same coin.
although, y'all keep at it cause its amusing.