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AI Fashion Week 2025 wasn’t a fashion event—it was a live demonstration of the synthetic future being shoved down our throats. No human models. No human designers. Every “look” was generated by a black-box AI trained on datasets we’ll never see, probably scraped from ancient cult art and fetish forums.

The outfits weren’t wearable. They weren’t functional. They looked like ceremonial garb for silicon-based life forms. QR codes embedded in the fabrics. Full-body chrome suits with emotionless mannequin avatars gliding across LED floors. Zero warmth. Zero humanity. Just engineered submission.

They made attendees scan a code before leaving. Called it “completing the immersion loop.” Some woman whispered, “The future of beauty is frictionless obedience.” People nodded like it made sense. You think this is about art? It's about normalization. They’re beta-testing mass acceptance of post-human aesthetics.

This is the final phase of cultural erasure: make you desire what you should fear. Make you worship what is hollow. Turn creativity into code. Turn people into accessories. You won’t buy clothes—you’ll subscribe to identity packs curated by AI mood engines.

This wasn’t about fashion. This was about programming taste. They’re not predicting trends—they’re setting the parameters of acceptable self-expression.

This was a ritual. You were the offering.