What happened?

Did modern pastors, televangelists and complete scumbags like Kenneth Copeland skip that day of bible school?

Or is the whole thing a very well organized scam to separate you from your wallets? (And fuck kids.)

Yes.

Yes they did.

There’s no possible way you’re voting in 2024, right?

Who are these people?

What age group might they fall into?

And most importantly, what’s wrong with them?

Over the span of 20 years, 2.3 million granite blocks, with an average weight of 2.5 tons, would have to be cut, quarried from hundreds of miles away, and absolutely perfectly placed at a rate of 1 block every 4 and a half minutes.

How was this really achieved?

Even adding decades to the timeline, how did they do it?

Let’s say extra terrestrial or extra dimensional beings made their presence known very publicly. And we decided they were a threat to humanity and in turn, all nations united against this perceived threat.

Why is this a bad thing?

All of my life I’ve heard that a NWO is coming! (Just like the rapture but i digress..)

Why is this viewed negatively?

Aren’t we stronger if we’re all united?

“It would make us easier to control!”

You’re already incredibly easy to control.

What else do you have?

You’re smart. You see where that’s headed, right?

Let’s just be Frank.

Dogecoin up 23,290%

Eat a dick, boomers.

Stay mad.

Stay poor.

Reject reality.

Die miserable.

The grift that keeps on grifting.

On the new website, first thing you’re greeted by is an obstructive pop up selling merch.

Exit out, and the first thing you see, he’s asking for money.

Right below that, he’s asking for your email address, to ask you for money.

Right below that is another donate button so you can give him money.

Right below that he’s asking for your email again, to ask you for money.

That’s the entire homepage.

Click on “donate,” and the next page has a scrolling ticker of rubes and suckers who just donated to show you that you aren’t the only moron who’s considered it.

You can’t even make this shit up.

Be careful. These morons who still give this grifter money walk among you.

You should have bought doge in January.

The lame stream media would have everyone believe that if you believe in Flat Earth Theory, you’re uneducated, inbred, slow, tarded, window lickers, LoFi, etc...

But I would like to present an opportunity to you to prove them all wrong.

State your current occupation and highest education level completed.

P.S. don’t lie. I’ll know if you lied.

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