So, because there was clearly more to this than was reported and it is already both being changed by the media and manipulated online into some bullshit Q satanic ritual to purposefully obfuscate the truth, I will lay out the most likely scenario based on reported events and common sense.

1. Pelosi was likely drunk and/or high and cruised for some gay sex either at bars or through online services and ended up with Depape at his home.

2. They were probably into P&P (party and play which is where gays meet up, do meth or X and fuck) and got high.

3. My guess is that Depape did not initially know who Pelosi was other than some rich old guy who wanted to fuck but at some point in the interaction, likely after they got high and got started, either saw photos, was told or otherwise came to find out who Pelosi's wife is. I surmise that at THIS point, he demanded money and threatened to out Paul for what was going on (hence the reports of "Where's Nancy?!").

4. My guess is that this is when things began to get heated and Pelosi (or possible third person) called the police.

5. My next guess is that it was PELOSI who originally grabbed the hammer and was threatening Depape with it but Depape scuffled with him as police were arriving and ended up taking it from him and hitting him with it.

(To me this seems quite obvious based on the situation described as Depape being in his underwear and struggling with Pelosi over the hammer. If he brought it with him, why strip down before resuming the attack? How would Pelosi still be struggling with him when police arrived rather than already beaten to death, etc? I'm 99.9% that Pelosi is the person who initially brought out the hammer.)

Just wanted to put this out there before it is manipulated into a totally absurd "Satanic pedo ritual gone wrong" vs. "a MAGA Republican terrorist attack" by the media to mislead everyone.

I welcome comments and thoughts about this scenario compared to the more flamboyant ones that are beginning to spread, let's have some intelligent conspiracy discussion...

A: A String Theorist.

There are traps for gullible morons at every IQ quintile!

I assume most are familiar with the fact that a primitive tribe called the "Dogon" met with an anthropologist and claimed to have come from Sirius and stated (in scientific translation) that it was a binary star system decades before astronomers had the technology to find out that it is one.

Crazy, right!?

Except, have you ever gone outside and looked at Sirius? It is the brightest star. When it is low on the horizon, it pulsates colors like a flashing light: red, green, white, blue, etc. it also often looks like a double star.

In other words, it is the most flashy and noticeable star there is, if you were a primitive and decided to claim a star as your home, guess which one you would likely pick? The coolest looking one.

And, even though it is an optical illusion, that star looks like a double star when it is flashing.

It was probably pure coincidence that it actually is a binary star.

Point being, real-life observation is of utmost importance to understand things. Without bothering to look, shit you read might sound convincing.