Satoshi nakamoto
Satoshi Nakamoto (fl. 31 October 2008 – 26 April 2011[1]) is the name used by the presumed pseudonymous[2][3][4][5] person or persons who developed bitcoin, authored the bitcoin white paper, and created and deployed bitcoin's original reference implementation.[6] As part of the implementation, Nakamoto also devised the first blockchain database.[7] Nakamoto was active in the development of bitcoin until December 2010.[8]
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Probably better than the industrial by-product they're talking about. But I heard it's harsh on the pineal gland.