It's a lot less fun when they all turn out to be true. UFOs are that one last present under the tree we haven't opened yet. When we do get to open that one it's going to just be a mirror.
The catholic church is literally the state Pagan religion of Rome after giving itself a facelift to accommodate christianity. Literally the same organization unbroken from that time. Every tradition and holiday has pagan origins handed down over the years, even the concept of nuns (vestal virgins).
The fact they openly keep the real pope locked up while an imposter preaches communism is creepy enough.
Posting from work or other public IP that's shared? Did you post something from the same IP with a different account?