They bow down before icons. They make images of God's face. They speak to the dead. There is absolutely NO doubt that these repugnant people are NOT Christians.
Don't be deceived! For no TRUE Christian would ever bow down before icons, make images of God's face, or speak to the dead! Never!
Do you disagree with me? Do you think it's okay for these people to make images of God and bow down before them? The Bible clearly states: Beware of idols! Orthodox Christians are indeed idol worshippers. They are just as bad as homosexuals! Stay away from them.
Do they rape children? Then they're Christians.
Wait - jews, muslims, satanists and atheists don't? What a clown.
Why do you make it so much fun to prove you wrong?
Your churches are so full of child rapists that it's one of the most popular dark jokes people make. You are absolutely synonymous with pedophilia.