TL;DR: Yes, candidate Katie Porter is another Salem Witch. This explains how anyone could possibly imagine this annoying wench would be elected as Governor in a state where the people don’t know her but she despises them anyway.

I’m not some super-intellect (as I’m sure many will rush to agree) or some android staring at triple 34” curved monitors and blinking my eyes as I assimilate the data stream. I think many would be surprised at just how antiquated my setup actually is. Thus, I was only dimly aware of the name “Katie Porter”, or more formally Katherine Moore Porter (born 1/3/1974).

Somehow, I had the idea that she was a journalist but that isn’t correct at all. She was until recently a member of the US House of Representatives for two different heavily gerrymandered districts in the Anaheim area. But don’t worry, the Democrats have rigged an entire special election for Prop 50 to make the state more extremely and more permanently gerrymandered in their favor. Excuse me—I mean to “save democracy”.

In 2023, Katie lost a non-partisan primary for US Senate to whining pencil-neck arch-scumbag and reputed PDFfile, Adam Schiff, and popular former Dodgers first baseman, Republican Steve Garvey. Being unable to come in the top two for an office of which there are two copies per state (US Senator), she decided to run for an office of which there is but one copy per state (Governor). This is supposed to make sense to people.

The thing is, Katie is barely out there but this harridan is already making dumb cackling ho Kamala Harris look like the prize pig at the fair in comparison:

California governor candidate says she 'fell short' in viral videos (BBC 10/15/2025)

(BTW, take a look at the included stock picture of a masculine Katie Porter and notice that the byline is “Ana Faguy”. Do you wonder whether that’s a pseudonym and is telegraphing some kind of inside joke?)

But all this makes sense when you recognize that Katie Porter is a Salem Witch. Actually, I had noted her name a while back and hoped there wasn’t anything I was missing, but there are always so many other fish to fry. To fry this fat fish, I refer you to “Israel Porter”, who is said to have "signed [the] petition protesting the arrest of Rebecca Nurse" during the Salem Witch Trials. If that’s not enough, you may also wish to refer to this old post:

Broomstick Crash at Roswell: A shocking number of people involved in the “Incident” have the same last name as people involved in the Salem Witch Trials (conspiracies.win 12/6/2024)

You see, none of us would have ever heard of Roswell were it not that the long-forgotten incident was brought back into the light in the early 1970’s by Stanton T. Friedman (1934-2019): "His first wife was Susie Virginia Porter (1919–2002), with whom he adopted three children, but they divorced in April 1974." Exfilled after her mission as handler was accomplished, perhaps? We are also told that a “Master Sergeant Robert Porter” helped load the recovered saucer wreckage on to a bomber for delivery from Roswell to Eighth Air Force HQ.

We should not condemn Katie and declare she is a Salem Witch solely because her surname is Porter (surname). I would pause to note here that if you think the upcoming evidence can always be manufactured for anyone with one of a small set of surnames to demonstrate that they are a Salem Witch, pick someone out at random from that very long list of notable Porters and give it a try. If you find anything, congratulations, and please let us all know because I feel certain that a few in that list would be of interest to us.

As for Katie, you can see that we will get nowhere with her scrubbed genealogy. What I would like to do instead is give a brief summary excerpted from her wiki involving some early events in her life. That is where gold is most often found. It’ll sound quite unremarkable until we break it down, and then we can all shake our heads.

“Porter was born on January 3, 1974, in Fort Dodge, Iowa. Her father, Dan Porter, was a farmer and banker. After graduating from Phillips Academy, Porter attended Yale University. Later at Harvard Law School, she studied under bankruptcy law professor and future U.S. senator Elizabeth Warren. Porter was a law clerk for Judge Richard S. Arnold of the United States Court of Appeals for the 8th Circuit in Little Rock, Arkansas.”

Now, a lot of the rest of this involves associations and research I’ve never written up before, and I’ve got to try to keep these posts within some reasonable, digestible lengths. If at any time you think, “Oh, that will never pan out,” then feel free to punch out. As has been said before, “I can do it all, just not all at once.” Let’s proceed….

Fort Dodge, Iowa sounds innocuous enough, but I can guarantee it traces back to Capt. John Dodge, of Salem (1636-1723). His wife was Sarah Dodge (Proctor) (1641-1705). Her brother was John Proctor (1631-1692): "He and his wife Elizabeth were tried and convicted of witchcraft as part of the Salem Witch Trials, whereupon he was hanged.". Suuuuuuure.

We are also told that Katie’s father was a farmer and a banker. Allow me to clarify: farming is a more-than-full-time occupation, as any farmer will tell you. Dan was a rich banker who perhaps owned a farm, that is all. But how do I know Dan wasn’t an Iowa dirt farmer who had to supplement his income by working as a branch manager in town?

Katie attended the extremely elite prep school, Phillips Academy. It was established just after the Revolutionary War (which the Salem Witches initiated and managed). Tuition for boarding students like Katie is currently $77k/year. Both Presidents Bush are alumni, as well as the US Representative for the Salem area, Seth Moulton, who we have talked about before in literal relation to Linda Moulton-Howe. PA is located in Andover, Massachusetts, about 15 miles from Salem.

Katie went on to attend Yale University. We briefly discussed that Witch institution as the home of an even more disreputable institution when we found that:

“Skull and Bones” is just another project of the Salem Witches (conspiracies.win 8/6/2025)

Later, at Harvard Law, Katie specialized in bankruptcy (which I suppose is what is planned for California and then whole US of A) under our modern-day Pocahontas, professor Elizabeth Ann Warren (born 6/22/1949). Is Liz any relation to Mary Warren, "an accuser and later confessed witch… a servant for John and Elizabeth Proctor"? You decide, but ol’ Johnny P. pops his head up again, huh?

Katie then clerked for Judge Richard Sheppard Arnold (1936-2004). Dick was another Yalie and became a crony of the reprehensible Bill Clinton in Little Rock. We are told that Bill wept when he had to tell Dick that he was not going to become a Supreme due to his ill health. Suuuuuure. But that’s not even the interesting part.

After some brief research, I figured out that Benedict Arnold was yet another Salem Witch. Yes, the one who became famous for being the first “Benedict Arnold”. The connection comes through his ancestor, yet another Benedict Arnold, who helped Salem Witch Roger Williams after he left Salem to set up Rhode Island. These people play the roles assigned to them, you see. I suppose I should not find any of this surprising at this point, but I still do. Anyway, I suspect Dick Arnold is a descendant of that Salem Witch.

Have I done enough to besmirch the reputation of this fine public servant?

Bonus: People often wonder, “If elections are rigged, then who decides the winner?” Well, I’m not in the loop on all rigged elections in the US, but I would suggest that for some of them, the Salem Witches rig the elections for their stooges and for fellow Salem Witches. Here we have an example in Katie Porter’s 2018 California's 45th congressional district election.

Take a look at the “Primary election” section, which is nonpartisan in California. That is, the top two finishers of any or even the same party will proceed to the general election. Katie received just over 20% of the vote while her leading opponent received almost 52%, therefore more than all other candidates combined.

Now look at the “General election” section. Do you really believe that Mimi lost several percentage points while every single Democrat and all the Independent voters went to Katie? We’re told over and over that incumbents have a built-in advantage, so much so that many consider it undemocratic. Substantial evidence to the contrary here, yes?

The final was 52.1% to 47.1%. That’s actually an indication of rigging. “They” make it close so that… everyone believes it was close. “We’ll get ‘em next time!” Somehow everyone “knows” that a rigged election would be betrayed by a lopsided, “unnatural” victory. Uh, do you think the Salem Witches haven’t figured that out yet and steer around it?

Thanks as always for reading!