TL;DR: We examine whether the Robinson family are among the Salem Witches. We then try to explain the Tyler situation in light of that. The bonus includes a surprise cameo by good old Stephen Paddock (of the Salem Witch Paddocks). Of all the angles to Tyler Robinson you may have heard so far—and the shills are certainly pumping them out—I will offer for consideration some ideas you will not have heard anywhere else.

The name “Robinson” has come up a few times in my research but I’ve never written up anything formal about them. That name is not terribly distinctive, nor has it yet come up for any central players. We have another instance to add to the pile, so I shall strike while the iron is hot.

As presented to us, Tyler is an enigma wrapped in conflicting narratives. Can you think of someone you know who is an enigma wrapped in conflicting narratives? No, because that’s not how normal people are. So Tyler is not normal and we just have to figure out how he came to be so not normal.

The foundational question is, of course, were there any Robinsons involved with the Salem Witch Trials? You bet! Four, to be precise: Deane, John, Joseph, and Phoebe. You’ll find links to the records for those names here:

Salem Name Search - "R". (University of Virginia | Salem Witch Trials Documentary Archive and Transcription Project)

Interestingly, none of them are included anywhere in the list of people of the Salem witch trials. That either tells us something about the reliability of wiki, something about the reliability of historians at documenting events with solid historical records even given 333 years to do so, or perhaps that something is still being covered up after 333 years.

Are there other suspicious Robinsons? We’re not going to do the formal genealogy work but I just wanted to bring them to mind so you think, “Oh, okay, maybe these were not just random people out of nowhere that got swept up in this.” That perspective alone can be enough to alter your calculus as to how this is all fitting together.

For example, you might be thinking that those Robinsons at the Salem Witch Trials were somehow just unwitting bystanders caught up in the fakery. I think some people were, actually, but how about them? Well, I’ve written about the suspicious group that arrived in America on the Mayflower. That ship carried the could-not-be-more-innocuous-with-their-hat-buckles “Pilgrim Fathers”. Who was their pastor? John Robinson (1576-1625). And who was he buddies with? Robert Parker (1565-1614). Certain members of that family could not be less innocuous.

Did they stay connected? Of course! A fun connection I located was not born until almost 70 years after the fake witch trials: Abijah Coffin (1760-1793). For a bit of context, I have not written about them much yet but I was under the impression that the Coffins were the most prominent Spook Elite family until I discovered the Parkers.

Abijah’s wife was Elizabeth Robinson (1771-1850). Her mother was Priscilla Paddack (1722-1803). If you’re thinking, “Hahaha, like Stephen Paddock of the fake Vegas shooting?”, yes, that’s them. Priscilla’s mother was Ann Bunker (1686-1767). If you’re thinking, “Hahaha, like the Battle of Bunker Hill?”, yes, that’s them, both the hill and the battle. Ann’s mother was Mary Macy (1648-1729). If you’re thinking, “Hahaha, like the department store?”, yes, that’s them. (Sometimes I come across things like this and feel that even well-experienced conspiracy theorists really have no idea the scope and scale of what we’re up against. I know I didn’t.)

How about the modern day? Well, you know that wild conspiracy theory that Barbara Bush’s real dad is Aleister Crowley. I’ve suggested that may be a misdirection even if it’s true, and that what’s important is that her acknowledged father is Marvin Pierce of the very powerful Pierce family. His wife, who was Barbara’s mother and perhaps Crowley’s occult sex slave or whatever, was born Pauline Robinson.

How about scumbags we still have to read about in the damn papers? Well, everyone talks about Bathhouse Barry’s origins, but how about his husband? Recall that Big Mike was born (with a penis) as Michael LaVaughan Robinson. I get that he’s blacker than the ace of spades, but also recall that the woodpiles stretch over many centuries. Think it’s just a coincidence?

Now that I’ve got us all worked up to a proper level of suspicion, WTF is the deal with Tyler Robinson? Why all the weird shit about this nobody from nowhere? It’s not normal, and I claim that’s because Tyler is not normal. Rather, I surmise that he’s a generational Satanist, and that he and certain others around him are doing exactly what they are told. What you are told to do does not need to make sense, as I’m sure you heard many times from your parents.

Did Tyler snipe Kirk? It’s a separate analysis but… no. Actually, you can keep believing what you believe about the event right now and consider all the rest of this mere unrelated coincidence. As I mentioned, though, just being aware of certain things changes your worldview and analysis.

Tyler is a patsy, but of a certain form. He goes around saying and doing all kinds of suspicious shit. The pastor that contacted the cops on behalf of the father says the son implied or told his father he did it. Tyler says he’s innocent but is not cooperating with investigators. His own mother shows off pictures of him with guns and says he fired them often. They were all supposed to be Trump supporters, including Tyler. His grandmother says he was quiet, shy, not political, and never liked or owned guns. His roommate/tranny lover is cooperating with the FBI, but Tyler had expected xer to retrieve his murder weaspon in the woods. I mean, can we sort out this shitshow?

Looks to me like Tyler and his parents are “in on it” as generational Satanists. They’re playing the roles they’ve been assigned, making him look as suspicious as possible. Grandma is not, and so she’s bewildered by the whole thing. Note that she married into the Robinson family and is not bloodline. The tranny/roomie is compartmentalized out of all of this, and cooperates because s/he has nothing to reveal.

All we’re ever supposed to do is argue about Tyler. He’s not at risk of being convicted because he didn’t do it. There’s probably some courtroom-door-busting alibi if they really need it. Nor was Charlie shot with that phony planted rifle, decorated with bullshit so we can argue about that too. The real gun and the real gunner are long gone.

Now, does the FBI know this, or at least Kash and Dan of the FBI? How about Trump? I’d say most probably they do, at least the part about Tyler not being the shooter. Remember when Dan told us he had been “shocked to his core”? Well these kinds of scenarios are pretty shocking, even to me, even still.

But mostly what they are is flatly unbelievable to the overwhelming majority of the general public. If you’re wondering why Kash and Dan and Don don’t say any of this, well, what do you think the fucking point would be? What is to be gained from it? The benefit would be exactly the same as if you told it to all the normies you know, friends and family and coworkers: none at all. I wonder if even a majority of the people who find their way to reading these words really believe any of it? No, I really do wonder.

If you’ve stuck with me this far, and actually give credence to it and consider it possible, don’t you think it would be an outrageous coincidence if Tyler was just some rando dude named Robinson who did not like Charlie Kirk and killed him dead with one shot? That seems… pretty unlikely.

Big question: why would the Salem Witches want to unalive Charlie Kirk? Beats me, TBH. Greg Carlwood of THC once observed that you can either have a platform or a message, but you can’t have both. Charlie had a platform, that’s for sure. He certainly delivered his conservative message long enough, so that was not the problem.

Was it that he had started calling out the Zionists? Well, people with way bigger platforms than Kirk have been saying that and far more for quite a while. So who knows? Maybe the wrong person overheard him saying, “So I was reading some stuff on a tiny website, some crazy shit about the people who were at the Salem Witch Trials of all things, and how their Satanist families were involved in all kinds of historical events, and….”

Bonus (or maybe part of the case): There is a social media campaign over this event like nothing I’ve ever seen for any other. There are thirty-three copies of every ridiculous “theory” over at r/conspiracy, each one stupider than the last. When I first saw it, I thought this post was just another one of them, or perhaps just a big mistake:

Why are we not talking about the plane that took off shortly after the shooting of Charlie Kirk? (r/conspiracy 9/14/2025)

To bring everyone up to speed, there was a suspicious plane departure from a nearby airport about an hour after the shooting. Personally, yes, I think the assassin(s) were on it but that’s beside the point. You’ll see the post associates that plane with Stephen Paddock.

First off, as a commenter notes, the plane that took off was a jet with tail number N888KG, but the plane associated with Paddock was the single-prop N5343M. Then someone else notes, “Coincidentally, Stephen Paddock lived in Mesquite, Nevada; only 35 miles away from St. George, where Tyler Robinson is from.” Um, is it coincidence?

You see, when I looked on a map to confirm this, I noticed that right next to Mesquite is the smaller-population-than-my-high-school Bunkerville, Nevada. BTW, that’s also the site of the famous Bundy ranch standoff. It was named after Edward Bunker, a noted Mormon pioneer. You’ll see in his wiki that he was inspired by reading a book by Parley Parker Pratt Sr..

Now hold up—didn’t we just see a Robinson, a Paddock, and a Bunker all in a line, and in the same passage where I mentioned the Coffins were second only to the Parkers? Maybe I’m just the best pure coincidence finder on the planet.

Double bonus: Tyler was living with his family in tiny Washington, Utah. It was originally settled by a subgroup of 28 families from a larger group sent forth by the LDS. Doesn’t that already give you a weird vibe?

Washington is part of the larger agglomeration of St. George, Utah, where other families of the Mormon “cotton mission” settled. Wiki provides the names of 23 neighborhoods and only two seem like they might be named after people. One is “Atkinville”, although the surname is always “Atkins” or “Adkins”. The other is “Price City”. I refer you to Anne Wood Price Bradstreet (1650-1707), one of the accused witches during the you know what.

Thanks for reading!