Literally no fucking chance.

But we will never know

https://www.primetimer.com/news/who-were-charlie-kirk-s-parents-late-conservative-commentator-s-dad-robert-kirk-worked-for-trump-organization

Found this article though, and it says that his father was an architect for Trump "long before Charlie's rise to fame..." (hmmm..) and of course his mother is "something of an enigma," and as we all know, among other things, enigmas don't age... "

Super weird, but if this is AT ALL credible, then optically, he looks 100% like a fucking plant

OR the article is 100% bullshit, which will have the same meaning.

See you in Valhalla