Online late night, in a trench coat disguise, A fed tweets, “The Earth’s flat — just open your eyes!” He’s got zero followers, joined yesterday too, Profile pic’s a stock photo — yeah, that’s not a clue.

He argues with bots in a flat-circle thread, “NASA’s all lies!” he passionately said. Meanwhile his boss, with a reptilian laugh, Sips moon juice and studies a Masonic graph.

“Push the PSYOP,” they whisper, “we’re almost there — Soon they’ll deny gravity and breathe pyramid air!” So next time you see “Earth is flat” on your feed, It’s just Agent Dan, high on conspiracy speed.