You know you're not a kid anymore when you understand that Palpatine is a based monarchist fighting the feminized libtard terrorists, led by a weak revolutionary-minded aristocracy, space jews and a cult of new age cucks. Star Wars dialectics.

To top it off, we've seen what happened to the franchise after the libtard revolutionaries won in the gay-ass sequels. It's a life-imitates-art parable.

Lucas: "It's... like poetry - it rhymes".

Out of all the Hollywood hyperbole of that fake election race nothing was more ridiculously scripted than that dodged bullet.

Crazy that people believe it.