Let me hook you with this: Someone close to the Kardashians was Satanically ritually murdered, they’re pinning it on some patsy, and there’s a coverup mostly composed of running out the clock while no one pays attention. And another Parker is involved, if you can believe it, but you’ll have to wait to the end. Oh, also the Aurora Theatrical Massacre.

I never go looking for these things, but I still find them. In this case, I was tidying up some notes and came across this peculiar Reddit post I had saved years ago:

I saw this on Conspiracy sub and it's VERY strange (r/conspiracy_commons 1/1/2022)

You don’t have to read it because there’s not much there. You’ll see that my comment is… not wrong, but far from right. When I casually went to check if anything had turned up on this in the years since, it all blew up in my face. As it always seems to.

The story concerns a middle-aged woman in LA named Angela “Angie” Kukawski, who was tortured and murdered. It was brutal and tragic, and all too common. And it’s not that we’re not all somebody, but she was not just anybody:

Business manager to Kardashians found dead; boyfriend charged with murder, torture (LA Times 12/29/2021)

Variety reported that Kukawski worked at Boulevard Management in Woodland Hills, where she had A-list clients, including Nicki Minaj, Kanye West and Offset. She also worked at some point with the Kardashians and the estate of Tupac Shakur….

Well, there’s a lot of haze about what went on with Tupac and is going on with Kanye, and we can’t even get started with the Kardashians, can we? Nor was it that she simply worked at a firm who handled these high-profile clients. She seemed personally connected:

Boyfriend arrested in torture-killing of Angela Kukawski, manager whose clients included Kardashians: Police believe the victim's boyfriend killed her in their Sherman Oaks home, placed her in her vehicle and drove to Simi Valley. (KABC Television 12/29/2021)

"Angela was truly the best," the Kardashian and Jenner family said in a statement provided to ABC7. "She cared about everyone of us and made things happen that were impossible. She will be greatly missed and we send our sincere condolences to her family and loved ones during this most difficult time."

Kukawski also worked with rapper Nicki Minaj, who wrote in an Instagram story, "Hardest working, most reliable, sweetest person you could ever know. You didn't deserve this, Angela. My heart is breaking for your children. Rest In Peace."

The narrative, in short, is that she was tortured and stabbed by her boyfriend, Jason Barker, in their Sherman Oaks home on the 21st or 22nd of December 2021. Barker then loaded her body into her car and drove it about 25-30 miles away to Simi Valley, where he abandoned it on the street near where a relative lived. Angela’s daughter called the police on the 22nd to report a missing person when she could not contact her mother, became suspicious of Barker’s story, and found certain disturbing signs at her mother’s home. We’re told they got right on the case and worked through the night:

Former business manager for Kardashians, Nicki Minaj found dead, boyfriend arrested (NY Post 12/29/2021)

“At about 2 a.m. on December 23, LAPD investigators contacted Simi Valley Police and said they were coming into our jurisdiction on this investigation that was initially characterized as missing person investigation,” Simi Valley Police spokesman Officer C.Nicholson said. “About an hour later, LAPD recontacted Simi Police and said they located the missing person, but unfortunately she was deceased in the car.” Police found Kukawski’s body in the back seat of the car, Nicholson said. Nicholson also confirmed that Barker has a relative who lives on the street in Simi Valley where Kukawski’s body and vehicle were found. LAPD arrested Barker at the family member’s apartment without any incident, Nicholson said.

Does any of that make sense? I’ll leave it to you to decide, but I have all kinds of questions, none of which are addressed in any coverage you’ll find. Does the LAPD really move that fast on a missing person, an adult not even gone a day? If they knew exactly where her car was, why did it take an hour to find it? If they didn’t know exactly, how did they find it at all? How did they know Barker had a relative nearby? Why did Barker run, but not run away? No warrant for any of this activity? Would there be any crime in LA if cops there were actually that skilled and conscientious?

Now the story gets weird. After Barker was arrested, he appeared briefly in court on the 12th of January, then was not arraigned until the 10th of May. It’s all really taking a while for a fairly straightforward case, isn’t it? We’re told in the second story that:

Barker’s next court appearance is 8:30 a.m. June 16 in the Van Nuys Courthouse. A preliminary hearing date will be set at that time.

Well, that preliminary hearing did not come for more than a year and a half, where they blew it all off again:

Jason Barker appears in court for allegedly torturing and killing his live-in girlfriend, Kardashian business manager Angela Kukawski (DailyMail 1/16/2024)

After hearing the testimony of just these two witnesses, Judge Shellie Samuels, burdened by a heavy court calendar, continued the preliminary hearing to March 11 when a medical examiner and police officers are expected to take the stand.

So much for that “speedy trial” nonsense. Nowhere in any of this is there a comment from—or even mention of the existence of—an attorney for Barker. Nor does anyone at any time even bring up the subject of motive. Just a thing that happened, m’kay? And we’re almost a year down the road from that “proceeding” and I can’t find anything has taken place since.

Now the story gets really weird. That was the point of that Reddit post: essentially no information is available on the victim, even though she was involved with some very high-profile people. There’s not a single selfie with any of them or any other shred of info besides one page the OP dug up. Here’s an archived copy:

Angela Kukawski Biography: Age, Career, Net Worth and Death (Contents101 12/31/2021)

Those first two photos, as you may confirm, are of Anne Rice the author and Virginia Giuffre the purported Epstein victim. I mean… what? It claims her net worth to have been $5M, which could be right but just hang on to that for a sec. The third photo may be of Angie, who knows? I was able to dig up one other page, which only makes it more bizarre. That third photo is the same as that of this person:

Angela Kukawski: Notary public in Sherman Oaks, CA 91403 (Snapdocs)

Being involved in money management, Angela may reasonably have been a notary. That site, though, is for those low-bucks mobile notaries that drive to your house with a laser printer. It appears to show some activity, too. Are we supposed to believe her day was something like, “I’m with Kanye—sorry, Ye—right now, but I can be at your place by 2pm.”? That doesn’t sound realistic at all, and certainly not if you have 5 mil.

I suppose at this point you could wave this all away as… well, whatever. The mind is unstoppable at making up good reasons for that which your subconscious demands you believe. For me, though, I stumbled onto Columbo’s iconic "just one more thing":

Angela Kukawski, Business Manager Whose Clients Included the Kardashians, Dies in Suspected Homicide (Hollywood Reporter 12/29/2021)

The crucial part isn’t from the story itself, it’s on the byline, from the bio of Former Senior Reporter Ryan Parker. Click on his name to find:

… before that was part of The Denver Post reporting team that was honored with the 2013 Pulitzer Prize in the breaking news category for coverage of the Aurora theater massacre.

It’s a story for another post, but I checked out his “reporting” on Aurora and it was where we got all the original bullshit from the time of the “event” (actually, the day before the event too, which is funny). I’d say we have yet another of the generational Satanist Parkers that we have talked so so so much about, standing just outside the spotlight of history, unnoticed.

In summary: Aurora was bullshit and God knows what happened to Angie at the hands of these Satanists.

PS: Look at Ryan’s profile pic. Does he remind you more of Sean or Robbie? Chunky Robbie, in my book.

PPS: I have to wonder if the patsy’s name is actually “Parker”, and they modified it slightly for this role.