This is just like an item from the Jim Fetzer Sandy Hoax trial from a few years back.

Fetzer got copies of the death certificates for "Noah Pozner" from his father. (I use the plural because there were something like four different versions of the "official" certificate floating around.) He had two separate forensic document examiners take a look, and both concluded that they were all obvious bullshit.

The judge excluded the testimony of both examiners, declaring, "That's just, like, your opinion, man."