Wonder who they will pick to try to replace him?
Gruesome?
Big Mike?
Michigan Mass Murderer?
Or a shadow candidate?
I'm not a betting man, but considering Gruesome was at the debate, I think we'll have a stupidly easy election campaign.
He's as likeable as a megachurch billionaire pastor asking for offerings.
Yeah , some believe that. I don't. If it happens , I'll have to reassess the probability that this clown shit show is a comedy simulation after all.